The TRUTH about Duke Nukem Forever Thread

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rofl

lol, what a conspiracy he got there...

rofl.

awesome read:D

lol, i dun believe in aliens

Cj_the_Dj wrote: lol, i dun believe in aliens

how can you not believe in aliens you silly fool
we are one planet oberting around a star of about billions

No paragraphs, screw that.

There are paragraphs, you didn't even bother to scroll a quarter of a centimeter. The first paragraph is big but there are several after it.

It's just...crackheaded.

What a loon

ROFL I think I'll use that sometime

- Edited By robo_ronald On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 3:50:19pm

That is true, I ws his freind that told him all that. Crap, the CIA just busted down my door.

I'll save you Wilhelm!!!

*me pulls out crowbar

ITS TIME TO GO GORDON FREEMAN ON THEM!!! :beard:

Crap. I know the person who he says is now in Goverment after the army. That guy was close friends to the owner of 3d Realms after he got back from the army(forgot his name). Here's my side of the story. I contact the owner of 3d Realms all the time about marketing of Max Payne 1 and 2. We were thinking about you know typical marketing promotions and campaigns. That made us both friends over the email. Sadly, I get UFO stuff from friends over the email and so I also forward the email to the 3d Realms dude. Though I found out, when I sent the first UFO email, he stopped emailing me for about 3 months. I emailed him periodicly to get him to reply during the 3 months. After the 3 months 1 month after the release of Max Payne 2, he finally emailed me, but not a reply to my email. Just like he ignored every email since the 3 months.

Same thing happened when I sent another UFO email. Finally after another 3 months, he emailed me, then I replyed:

"Are you scared or know anything about UFO's that I don't know?"

then without hesitation, we didn't email me for a year. I thought he died or something, but then he emailed me saying:

"What do you know?". A short email, but it was surprising that he asked that. I emailed back "I know nothing. i was curious because everytime I email you UFO stuff, you seem to not email me for a long period of time. Do you work for the goverment?"

After that email, he never emailed me again. Lost all friendship with him. Since that news post of that Duke Nukem Forever thing, it brought to my mind, "I may have found out something more than what I thought".

Thats all I have to say. I don't expect you to believe me since people are religious or don't have much belief in Paranormal or Extra Terrestrial stuff.

*me looks outside for black vans
*me looks for my handeh Crowbar

Sorry for writting so much. I know you guys don't like reading novels. lol

- Edited By ubersoldat On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 6:38:42pm

Crap I got an email saying the email message was denied or blocked. Odd.

- Edited By ubersoldat On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 6:54:56pm

I have a strong believe in extra terrestrials n stuff

Although i dont believe aliens have ever visited earth.. well hmm, im very skeptical about it :/

I can get you Renaissance paintings that had odd UFO shaped things in the sky.

i can draw circles in paint and call them things from outerspace..

or in my shorts

Well

I believe all the ufo's we see our goverment planes

I believe area51 is all goverment activities, and that they actually use UFO sightings as a cover up, even though they deny it etc..

I strongly believe that whats in all these "top secret" places, is basicly, technology, technology that we havent even began to imagine, tests that shouldent be tested, crafts that we wouldent think we are ready for in this day and age.

I just reckon there testing them, some people think its alien technology, i think its theres.

My reasons for this is becuase if it were aliens, for one, the distants we are from any other stars is so far that even traveling at light or faster than the speed of light it would take a crap long time to get here
The fact that if there are aliens, there doing a bad job at hanging around and its not logical to spy on us like they do (ofcourse aliens may not follow logic) but it doesnt make sense.

If you want I will sell you a Renaissance painting for $728,000 and a free testing to show you it is original, and made in the 1400's. Its a good deal to me.

someone wanna give uber a trip to dr slonger at Cancoon Whatever Pshyciatric center?

- Edited By HamburgerHelper On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 7:12:46pm

I'm not the one selling the painting. I can't afford it

then why you say you will sell it? hmmm....

Did you even see my post, or did everyone miss it :/ I DONT NORMALY TYPE ALOT

I'm not dissing your post. I'm supporting it. History has hidden proof too.

Is it bad if there is a police car in front of my house?

- Edited By ubersoldat On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 7:28:02pm

UberSoldat wrote: If you want I will sell you a Renaissance painting for $728,000 and a free testing to show you it is original, and made in the 1400's. Its a good deal to me.

I'm gonna laugh.

UberSoldat wrote: I'm not dissing your post. I'm supporting it. History has hidden proof too.

Is it bad if there is a police car in front of my house?

- Edited By ubersoldat On Wed 2nd, Jun 2004 @ 7:28:02pm

thats a picture of your moniter

I think the UFO's are real, and I think we need to start killing some alian assholes. We need to invade their planet, take them over and make them into slaves.

Let me set this straight...

Area 51 is not, I repeat, NOT, real. Here is a link to one of my favorite websites:
Straightdope.com

It explains how the rumour started. I have lived in Las Vegas, and my dad worked for USAF... I can tell you there is NO area 51!!!