Laws of anime Thread

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Sad, but true. Every word is the truth.

i saw a medival type anime

YES! SO VERY TRUE!!!

heh, wazat saw that before

Heres a good one:

#38 - Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

wow...just wow....What is this?

the laws of anime.
Making fun of japanese Cartoons, of course.

right....

yes, of course.

I smell spam.

Mmmm

Makkon wrote: Heres a good one:

#38 - Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

ahahah , they go into such GREAT detail

How do you make fun of an anime?

Anime is japanese artistry I presume....

its just saying what it is :/ but serious anime is nothing like that (and it is still caled anime) ive seen some of it, they could have the pathetic teaes, but they still have the over acting voices
like

AHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH OMG you hit me slightly...

Shame that Final Fantasy series are starting to have azz0r-esque heroes and over-emotional situations

/me shuts the door on anime in my head and takes the key and swallows it for it's own good

This conversation is OVAAAAH!

So anime is that wierd stuff like pokemon and DBZ?

wow...i was clueless

Of course it is, and lots of boys love anime characters because of their overbloated ego and eyes, and the cliche'd no-brains-required plot.

Cowboy Bebop is a very differet Anime, Chobbits also, they don't follow the normal rules.

yeah i have some mates that love drawing anime

Hahaha, this is very true I love the rule names, they're delightfully complex English

They forgot two, that I can think of.
1. Ballistic weapons cannot hurt a person, good or bad, who is trained in martial arts (such people make up roughly 99% of the world's population)

2. The size of a female's breasts is directly proportional to her martial arts prowess and/or intelligence, and inversely proportional to the protective clothing she should logically wear. (Of course, logic is something that does not exist in anime).

- Edited By SeienAbunae On Mon 8th, Dec 2003 @ 6:18:49pm

this sucks so long and not worth it

SeienAbunae wrote: Hahaha, this is very true I love the rule names, they're delightfully complex English

They forgot two, that I can think of.
1. Ballistic weapons cannot hurt a person, good or bad, who is trained in martial arts (such people make up roughly 99% of the world's population)

2. The size of a female's breasts is directly proportional to her martial arts prowess and/or intelligence, and inversely proportional to the protective clothing she should logically wear. (Of course, logic is something that does not exist in anime).

- Edited By SeienAbunae On Mon 8th, Dec 2003 @ 6:18:49pm

Hehe, a spin-off of rule #2

Protective clothing's weight and thickness for a female is directly proportional to the size of her breasts and/or (inversely) proportional to her importance to the story

P.S. any Japanese animation that shows a women's breast is therefore noted as "Japornime"

- Edited By RyuuKen On Wed 10th, Dec 2003 @ 10:30:47am

The best is strong bad's cartoon about making himself an anime character. It's genius.

Oh Animes aren't so cliche, each Anime is unique.

hehe, I remember another rule

1. When characters are flailing their arms about or are running at top speed, their arms/legs turn into sticks and their hands/feet turn into oval shapped, peach balls. Also, they move as if they (legs/arms) were in a blender

- Edited By RyuuKen On Thu 11th, Dec 2003 @ 12:33:05pm

chewie is right, anime isn't so cliche