I Hate - Thread

people who think peanut butter straight out of the jar is delicious

fixing beds just so they can be screwed up by myself within 24 hours!

fish sticks.. there is no frigging fish don't lie its just frakkin' bread!

Kool and the Gang - get down on it.. 'nuff said

corny jokes so corny cornbread runs.. like "save some water for the fish!" ... Stab that mammal.

macaroni and cheese where the cheese is stringy but lacks flavor. ffs, mac'n'cheese isn't RUBBER AND GLUE.

apples that attempt to break the norm "candy/caramel apples" .. screw you sugar imposter. YOU GOT ADAM AND EVE DIDNTCHA?

imposter hotdog/fish stick androids .. "corn dog" is neither corn, nor a dog. i classify that as "crap on a stick", and don't deffend that crap.

Zoos.. 'sif that frikkin' seal can do flips for me.

shirts that are so much an advertisement i spasm with a clicker pointing at the wearer. next friggin' ambercrombie craptastic wonderbra or whatever they have for a clothing line comes by im going to sock him in the face with my walmart socks.. bish

shampoo in eyes.. like wtf gtfo of my life shampoo!

people with names made solely to mock my intelligence.. I'll think of one but i'm too lazy at the moment.

the doomIII serial code behind disc 3 or 4.. whichever one it is IT WAS FRIGGING RETARDED SINCE YOU START WITH DISC1 YOU FRIGGING FRACKING FRACKERS.

lightbulbs that go out when i turn on lamps too fast.. (this is just my house with the suckage, but i share)

anything where it has a "wrist strap".. makes me want to attach my nipples to my wrist just incase i drop it.. people need to pay more attention

commercials that play on the "GET A WRIST STRAP MENTAL FLIP".. like that coke commercial where some hot girl is all "lawl what time is it equally hot guy holding a large coke?".. and then the guy flips his hand and hes like "OOHHH, YOU GOT ME, NOW IM DRIPPING WET IN STICKY SUGARY STUFF IN THE HOT SUN, LET ME SMILE" i hate you coke, pepsi owns you.

trashbags.. come on guys.. trashbags need to be replaced with teleporters by now.

rainbows.. who. fucking. cares.

sun glare in games.. who.. fucking.. cares.. times 2x.

people who type so bad to the point i dont know what they're saying. probably coke drinkers.. idjits

people who think crockpots are a thing of the past. screw your burger king, mcdonalds, and all that crap. crockpots rock the casbah!

having a plug n play printer THAT DOESNT WANT TO PLUG N PLAY.

pancakes.. dude, waffles own. pancakes are halfassed blobs of goo, i like shaped blobs of goo.

lawnmowers.. PAVE THE FRACKIN RAIN FORESTS I DONT WANT GRASS ANYMORE

pizza that is so greasy i can take a napkin and get it completly puke orange from it. wtfrack are you feeding me? they are assasins, child killers. feeding me that crap and assuming i will die before im 20 of high cholesterol.

gyms that smell like shit.. fix it. guess what i do when i smell like shit? i shower. do the same gym you frackin' smelly place.

columns in the middle of big rooms.. support beams block my way fracking stupid things.

colored pencils.. you kidding me? crayola crayons for life.

pop tarts.. as easy as they are to make. they taste. like. crap. dont lie you know they do, you're just lazy.

eye brows.. frack you body language >:^O

greenday.. september's over fraktard.

my first cheques.. they had poodles on them. i shudder at the sight.

people who comment about other peoples' hair. WHO FRACKING CARES ITS DEAD AND YOUR FACE IS UGLY ANYWAYS. STRANDS OF KERATIN DONT DO MUCH HONEY KAY?

osmosis.. h20 gets off the hook everytime.

Sri Lanka... you made me miss an answer on a world test 5 years ago. thus you will die.

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Edited by (in order): ChrisPage, ChrisPage

Sorry Carni, but this doesn't quite belong in cosmos.

I hate -

You.

You better stfu before I fookin' smack you across a rainbow with my right hand wearing a wrist watch and holding a coke, only to fall into the Seal section of the zoo's trash bag colletions and you look up the sky and video game sun glare is maxing out your processing memory, but you still need to type in the serial code that's located in the back of your head. Now 'scuse me while I eat me some Sugar covered apple on a corn stick with a bowl of hot rubber and glue covered fish sticks.

no, no, I kid

its controversial i swear

I hate when it gets really hot and it makes your testicles dangle even lower than they normall do. I mean, sometimes it can get painful, and they swing around like a metalhead in a moshpit!

I really hate getting up at 6.30 every morning.

frosty-theaussie wrote: I hate when it gets really hot and it makes your testicles dangle even lower than they normall do. I mean, sometimes it can get painful, and they swing around like a metalhead in a moshpit!

Then you sit on them.

I hate this thread.

"sun glare in games.. who.. fucking.. cares.. times 2x."

Sun glare in games doesn't bother me, just the kind of sun glare that looks like it's on a camera with the colored rings annoys me.

"pancakes.. dude, waffles own. pancakes are halfassed blobs of goo, i like shaped blobs of goo."

But delicious halfassed blobs of goo. Waffles are good too.

pizza that is so greasy i can take a napkin and get it completly puke orange from it. wtfrack are you feeding me? they are assasins, child killers. feeding me that crap and assuming i will die before im 20 of high cholesterol.

I'm with you there. I went to a Peter Piper one day, and I swear... The pizza was so greasy, I could hold it vertically and watch it drip.

"eye brows.. frack you body language >:^O"

What...?

i just hate furries, otakus, emos, and most of the "other" gargoyle fan group. (you know, the one that draws disney/furry shit all the time and never a true gargoyle)

Edited by: leilei

Cheapalert wrote: i just hate furries, otakus, emos, and most of the "other" gargoyle fan group. (you know, the one that draws disney/furry shit all the time and never a true gargoyle)

I've always wondered Cheapy... why gargoyles exactly?

Cheapy, you're such a closet furry

I hate how my shitty headphones react to the bass in Modest Mouse songs.

Carni wrote:
people who think crockpots are a thing of the past. screw your burger king, mcdonalds, and all that crap. crockpots rock the casbah!

Oh yeah im with ya on that one.

>people who dont turn their mobiles off during formal assemblies, commemerations, exams, in the library, etc, etc. I mean you could at least put it on silent its not that hard.

>humidity

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I hate women.. They are full of shit. - and if you don't believe me ask a Gynaecologist.

I hate microsoft!

I hate-
legos that were so carelessly left in the floor that if you should get up in the middle of the night you step on every one of them... ouch... wtfouch.

Visual wrote:

frosty-theaussie wrote: I hate when it gets really hot and it makes your testicles dangle even lower than they normall do. I mean, sometimes it can get painful, and they swing around like a metalhead in a moshpit!

Then you sit on them.

Can't say I've ever managed to do that. Not because I have no testicles, simply because they never manage to hang that low

You just haven't lived man!

Haters can gtfo