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Jul 7 2004 Anchor | ||
Alright, this happened to start up in another forum, but I was thinking -- it'd be a great idea to have an entire thread devoted to our favorite quotes in the Simpsons series. Here, you can post the funniest or most jaw-dropping quote that you found to be a hallmark of the Simpsons series. Let the humor begin! Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you... -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Ralph: My cat's breath smells like catfood. -- i like biscuits |
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Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. I got so much Simpson's knowledge, I can come up with another quote every other post. -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Comic Book Guy: Stop right there! I have the only working fazer ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album. -- i like biscuits |
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Jul 7 2004 Anchor | |
lisa: DAD YOUR HANDS STUCK IN THE TOASTER! - Edited By hammy-bob On Wed 7th, Jul 2004 @ 11:45:48pm -- Grammar is my worst enemy along with flying chairs.
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
Oooh! That halloween episode: (...copied from some website since I couldn't remember the exact wording... hey, it's a long quote! ) Owner: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse! -- modDB▪GuyTypeThing |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | ||
Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. We can keep this up, guys, but I'm going to always have a new quote ready in this head of mine -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | ||
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
-- i like biscuits |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | ||
<Homer> You see, the thing about my family is there's 5 of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one that doesn't talk, and the fat guy. Oh, how I loathe him!!!! |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
ROFL! I can't really think of any good ones, so here are my favourites: Homer: The lesson is that our God is vengeful! Oh spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten. Bart: What a day, ay Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them; as is my understanding... Ralph: Me fail English? That's umpossible! --
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
tehehe </girlish giggle> Ahh, possibly my favourite: Burns: "What do you think Smithers?"
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Frink: Oh Dear, I've been re-dorkulated! Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Homer: "Bart, with 10,000 dollars, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!" -- I'm not a hippy. I'm just a firm believer of peace originating from marijuana, long hair and mass amounts of flowers. |
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Marge: (on walkie-talkie radio thing) Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over. -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
[ralph]Why do people run from me? *soils* -- The Fry-Lord has spoken! |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
short but still the best... Burns) exxelant - Edited By shumo154 On Thu 8th, Jul 2004 @ 11:29:11am -- 360 is great, my live accounts are frozenrazor154 and macro razor154.I show up for a month , i disappear for two ... what is wrong with that? |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | |
[burns]oohm fiddle-sticks! It'll be like stealing candy from a baby. ho....say, that looks like a larf! [homer] do you mind if I read from my bible? - Edited By makkon On Thu 8th, Jul 2004 @ 11:50:10am -- The Fry-Lord has spoken! |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | ||
Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!! -- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster." |
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I still prefer family guy Homer: "I'm going to the backseat of the car with the woman I love, and I wont be back for TEN minutes!" Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t... I mean s-m-A-r-t" -- It smells like a MONKEY! A monkey past its prime... |
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Jul 8 2004 Anchor | ||
The leperchaun tells me to burn things. -ralph --
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