30 things porn has taught people... Thread

found this in another forum, but its worth a read

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy lays.
11. People in the '70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect ***** and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they ***.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushesthe boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your **** in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients ****s.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ****ing the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. ***holes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a **** there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

funny!

agreed, very funneh

and some things might be true ...

lol

sounds sorta like something adam would talk about on loveline.

maybe he has, he's had a rant about everything.

what is loveline? a tv show? :/

Now Im horneh!

cHIs-wK wrote: :paranoid:

WHAT?! it was funny! u pr0n n00b, lol jk

Yeah, this is disgusting

Neo-Reloaded wrote:

cHIs-wK wrote: :paranoid:

WHAT?! it was funny! u pr0n n00b, lol jk

@azz0r's post

The Female Anatomy, one thing i've learnt

LOL thats so true!

heh men allways say o yea.. heh thats funnie stuff

dont sex when yer drunk though....

why? :/

its all true /me nods wisely

ya rite, like yud know
you only get drunk

lol, i still want to know the answer :/

Pron teaches you how to make... love.

haha yeah, its all true if a little rude

ahaha funny pickup mate, speshly like the

Neo-Reloaded wrote: 11. People in the '70s couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

BaD-cOmPaNy wrote: ya rite, like yud know
you only get drunk

pwned.

I think he's full o shit too.

I love how cheapy says it's gross. oh the hilarity. That's some funny shit neo.

nice find.

owned^

Neo-Reloaded wrote: what is loveline? a tv show? :/

Loveline was a show here in the states on MTV a couple years ago. People call in and talk to a doctor and his comedic sidekick and ask them about sexual advice while a studio audience laughs at their misfortune. It was great.

wow... you gotta love those rockin 70's , right?

40ozFreak wrote:

Neo-Reloaded wrote: what is loveline? a tv show? :/

Loveline was a show here in the states on MTV a couple years ago. People call in and talk to a doctor and his comedic sidekick and ask them about sexual advice
while a studio audience laughs at their misfortune. It was great.

thats really cool and kinda sick

Neo-Reloaded wrote: and some things might be true ...

Yeh, like the asian men don't exist, that is true! ... really they are legends, like dragons or fairys.