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It’s that time of the year again. We know you’re hungry for an update, and this one’s quite a doozy, so strap in!

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Yo yo, eaters and food lovers! It’s that time of the year again. We know you’re hungry for an update, and this one’s quite a doozy, so strap in!

As always, we’ve been hard at work, pouring both our literal and metaphorical guts into this project. This last quarter has actually been our most challenging yet, but also by far the most rewarding. Team cohesion has been at an all-time high, and our collective brains are crunching until their synapses snap, sis! We’re excited to show this off.

So without further ado, we at PSR Digital are excited and proud to unveil our latest work. Feast your eyes on our greatest team effort yet: The Spork! Presented in gloriously modern 4K!

Spork


We know it’s a lot to digest. We almost can’t believe it, either! The strive for stylistic perfection will consume us no longer. That tantalizingly smooth ivory represents the best of what we have to offer.

Spork


That’s right, we even went for a lovely brown. 4K is nothing to shake a spork at, so we went the extra mile and made sure to cover all of our bases. Chow down using our carefully-designed tines, optimally placed for maximum nommability.

Spork


The deep dark blacks are hard to swallow, we know, but we could never risk leaving you craving for more.

Spork


You’re seeing that correctly. Those silky, metallic graze and whites.

Those of you who tuned in for last month’s Forklift developer livestream may be wondering where that’s at, we promised! Weeelll, I fudged up. Ensuring optimal smoothness for the sporks takes up a lot of PC power, and unfortunately my hard drive went up in smoke. No more forklift. But that’s okay, because the spork is the next evolution of industrial transport, and we’re a team of the future!

That’s all for this update, friends! Stay tuned for the next quarterly update, where we intend to update them to AteK!

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peluche-nerv Online
peluche-nerv

The human eye can't perceive such a complex and glorious model.

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dky.tehkingd.u
dky.tehkingd.u

Update: After all that hard work collectively working on nothing but this one asset for the the past 3 months, we will be taking advantage of every opportunity we can get to recoup our losses incurred by this monumental effort. So I am pleased to announce that we at PSR Digital will be 3D printing this glorious model and making it available on the official PSR Store!

Get your pre-purchase of the Official PSR Spork™ in today! Beware, as supplies are limited and this offer may not last.

Pre-order link here: Psr.digital

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Daburubareru
Daburubareru

The spoon

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Guest
Guest

They're not spoon or forks, they're spork, specially made to do whatever a spoon can do, and also whatever a fork can do, both with less performance and way less grace

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dky.tehkingd.u
dky.tehkingd.u

It's like a spoon and a fork all rolled into one, with all the disadvantages of both!

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A-Shift
A-Shift

I've seen too many unironical project updates that are kinda like this.

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AgenteP
AgenteP

Are you suggesting this one was ironical? :o

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monster_urby
monster_urby

"Not a fork, not a spoon, but something in-between. A fopoon."

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wolfprince1
wolfprince1

Maybe you should include these fopoons in The Core?

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AgenteP
AgenteP

This one is specifically a spork. Fopoons are more forkier than spooner

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