The true method of knowledge is experiment. So, strapped to the underside of a stolen Combine helicopter, you're part of my latest scientific investigation. Objective: To infiltrate and observe this peculiar little island a few miles off shore, its heart burrowed out by our ever-loving benefactors...
Quite how the Combine figured out how to corral a
stream of superheated plasma from geosynchronous
orbit down to ground level remains a mystery to
me, as is their need for such a supply of power to
this pathetic little island.
Get underground, and we'll find out what
they're doing down there.