A comedy-based mod for C&C Generals: Zero Hour, the C&C Crazy Mod adds downright absurd and hilarious units you'd never see in any other mod.
USA Bumper Hummer Render
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Description
The newest melee unit in the US arsenal, the Bumper Hummer is a Hummer converted into a giant bumper car. Originally used in amusement parks and carnivals, these heavy bumper cars can crash into other vehicles, doing a decent amount of damage. They also cause the target to bounce off of it, sending it flying a ways away.
Available via the Melee Vehicles commandset in the USA War Factory, and only cost $700 to build. They can still hold five troops as well, making it an effective variant of the Humvee transport. However, it no longer has the anti-personnel turret.
First!
Lol! Now the battle filed will be transformed in an amusement park!
Damn guy, no fair it is me who deserved to be the first!(I guess I refreshed this page too late...). BTW did you find rotr's intro song you looked for in the reference I gave you?
Dont say loudly "transformed" :P
Ou my god... is there anything what can stop you from awesomeness? If you will keep up, Chuck Norris will think you are overwhelming him, something not good :D
Out of the way! ^^ ^^ ^^
Haha it is so funny...BTW does this antenna have any use or it is just visual feature? Or maybe due to this (since jeep weaponless) thing Hummer will have wider scouting area and antistealth abilities? If so it will be good addition when you expand this unit.
And one more thing Jordan - tons of my crazy ideas are expecting you on this mini forum.
I can see it now, the warzone, with these things bumping the scorpians out of the way...
I think the antenna is supposed to represent the thing that touches the ceiling in the bumper cars arena. You know, sometimes it sparks.
Adding on to the fact that bumper cars are electrically powered, maybe you could script it to be disabled when your base power is down?
can the infantry still fire from inside, and is it in any way faster than the armed humvee?
Yeah infantry still can fire from inside, as to the speed I guess it is almost the same.
LOL, now we'll see the ultimate David vs Goliath battle: Bumper Humvee (the David) versus Overlord (the Goliath).
yeah what WOULD happen if this bumper hummer drove head on into a large unit like the Overlord that crushes smaller vehicles, who would win?
nice
Bumper Carz! >.<
WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!BUMPER HUMVEES!!!!!!!!
Rofl i'de like to see this go against a terrorist XD. Maybe you could give it a Dixie Horn sound every time you select it?
Imagine this: there's this giant huge convoy rolling across the field, and suddenly, a massive line of bumper hummers come and ruin it.
BTW the vehicles will take extra damage if they bump into each other right?
DODGEM CARS YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds fun, though does the vehicle damage itself when it hits something, also can infantry still fire out of it?
You don't have a limit of good idea's, or do you?
I hope not!
Two more questions Jordan:
How does this Hummer act against buildings?
And are you going to add amphibious units to your mod?
Awesome idea Jordan. The entire concept of it is WIN. :P
Can't wait to see this in action against tanks. :D
- Sam
So if I use that thing against an Overlord for example, will it bump the Overlord away as well? Or only small vehicles?
Depends on the weight of the vehicle.
If you used the Fan Truck on all the units, you would see the Overlord and other heavy-looking units dont fly very far.
will they also bumped when attacking? or just the target that bumped? and will they each other?
if they can, it will be funny to see the bouncing events.
That's going to be one wild ride for any troops you put inside of there. Though it'd be great for parties and bets.
love it!!! and the antenna on top is just a great touch :-D
Will you add sparking FX for the antenna?
+1 support
Already been done.
UUUUHHHHMMM okj wel done nice XD
Chuck Norris - USA
Mr. T - GLA
Bruce Lee - China
BUMPVEES!
this is not crazy enough, it misses one thing : nothing! ITS CRAZY ENOUGH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Francis- "mbum-percarrz!"
LOL that's a good idea i made! Have Francis in the driver's seat!
*Mattias* WHOOO!! BUMPER CARS!!
WAIT! I DONT HAVE INSURANCE!!! safety FIRST!!!!
Give me that !!!
imma will crush the enemy !!