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Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles.


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Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe?


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Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE].


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WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys.


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Why the heck it's still not done after nearly 5 years in development?


I hope this simple diagram explains it


We have too much content to make and our hands are tiny. Currently the mod is being worked on by 2.5 people and a pile of used tissues.

How are you gonna fix that?

Oh, silly you.

You are the one thats gonna be fixing that.

That's right. I, Matt, the art-ay and mapping mastermind, is hiring slaves mapping minions to help me finish this godforsaken pile of .bsp files.


What do I get for being tortured by hammer.exe?

You will get a wholesome of:

- Partial early access to mods content

- Pictures of food monthly

- You can ask me to make assets for your project as long as you work on CPK

Where do i mail you a bomb, weirdo?

Right here.

Traditionally, WIP screenshots.

News Update #2160p: Nearly Done?

News Update #2160p: Nearly Done?

News 2 comments

Sorry for the lack of updates, there hasn't been a great deal of time for me this year. I have been working on the mod in little bursts and have just...

News Article #1080p

News Article #1080p

News 7 comments

Here's some fresh new content for you filthy kids!

News Article #666

News Article #666

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More stuff is done, getting closer to completing the project...

News Article #5

News Article #5

News 12 comments

A new video, update on % completion, voice acting position, what is left to do. The end is in sight... I think.

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SpookyTheCuteGhost
SpookyTheCuteGhost

5 yers.

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Mattscreab Creator
Mattscreab

shut

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.λLPHA

when are you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 gonna finish this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 mod you ravenous 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 fat pig 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

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Rekurer Creator
Rekurer

I've been thinking about doing it some time in the next decade

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Guest
Guest

Are you still looking for some psychologically distressed map minions?

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Rekurer Creator
Rekurer

Always.

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llovah
llovah

How can you volunteer to become a map minion?

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Guest
Guest

no files sadly :( it says released wtf??

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Mattscreab Creator
Mattscreab

just wait a few more years and bam its done

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