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Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles.


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Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe?


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Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE].


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WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys.


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Why the heck it's still not done after nearly 5 years in development?


I hope this simple diagram explains it


We have too much content to make and our hands are tiny. Currently the mod is being worked on by 2.5 people and a pile of used tissues.

How are you gonna fix that?

Oh, silly you.

You are the one thats gonna be fixing that.

That's right. I, Matt, the art-ay and mapping mastermind, is hiring slaves mapping minions to help me finish this godforsaken pile of .bsp files.


What do I get for being tortured by hammer.exe?

You will get a wholesome of:

- Partial early access to mods content

- Pictures of food monthly

- You can ask me to make assets for your project as long as you work on CPK

Where do i mail you a bomb, weirdo?

Right here.

Traditionally, WIP screenshots.

News Update #2160p: Nearly Done?

News Update #2160p: Nearly Done?

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Sorry for the lack of updates, there hasn't been a great deal of time for me this year. I have been working on the mod in little bursts and have just...

News Article #1080p

News Article #1080p

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Here's some fresh new content for you filthy kids!

News Article #666

News Article #666

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More stuff is done, getting closer to completing the project...

News Article #5

News Article #5

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A new video, update on % completion, voice acting position, what is left to do. The end is in sight... I think.

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DJ Glockhampton - BITCHE$ AND DO$H DEMO

DJ Glockhampton - BITCHE$ AND DO$H DEMO

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The dancefloor shattering DEMO of banger bundle brought to you by DJ Glockhampton.

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BionicCoyote
BionicCoyote

Still alive?

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ikillzdz Creator
ikillzdz

mod got the ronies

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BionicCoyote
BionicCoyote

Which means?

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ikillzdz Creator
ikillzdz

banished, encased in a basalt slab, waiting to be unleashed upon mortals

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BionicCoyote
BionicCoyote

Any chance y'all could release whatever there is so far, like a tech demo? I'd love to get the chance to record/stream some gameplay of this mod; it looks like it'll be a lot of fun

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FrontGames
FrontGames

Can we host a video chat funeral for this game?

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Xylemon
Xylemon

Still waiting for this masterpiece.

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ikillzdz Creator
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me to

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Guest
Guest

out of all the mods for half life 2, this is certainly one of them

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video game

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