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Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles.


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Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe?


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Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE].


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WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys.


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Greetings scrubs,

Sorry for the lack of updates, there hasn't been a great deal of time for me this year. I have been working on the mod in little bursts and have just 2 maps to go. I also have a few model replacements and some minor changes to do, but I'm on the end stretch. However, some help would be very much appreciated; here are some available jobs:

- HUD font for weapon icons
- sound levelling
- voice acting for the haemogoblin, screaming fan, fedora, donald mcronald and the gorilla

If you think you have any skills that could help out in these departments, please send me a PM on ModDB and I'll get back to you.
In the case of applying for voice acting, please send a brief audition of what you think the character would sound like based only
on their name.

Well, until hopefully soon, I'll leave you with some screenshots.
Happy new year, and I hope you all had a great Christmas!

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Here's some fresh new content for you filthy kids!

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More stuff is done, getting closer to completing the project...

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A new video, update on % completion, voice acting position, what is left to do. The end is in sight... I think.

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A little less content focused, a little more sentimental

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sir_malafat
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i came back here to pay my respects.

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BionicCoyote

Still alive?

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Can we host a video chat funeral for this game?

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Xylemon
Xylemon

Still waiting for this masterpiece.

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Guest
Guest

out of all the mods for half life 2, this is certainly one of them

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video game

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girnade

how many beans?

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Thood74

the mod is ******* dead lol rip

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Rekurer

If it dies everyone will receive an invitation to the funeral.

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