Lead designer, writer and grand bureaucrat of SuckerFree Games. SuckerFree Games was forged in the grand soviet republic known as Apartment C201 located in the heart of Olympia Washington. While this micronation may be small, consisting of a mere 600 square feet, we make up for it with our hard work and dedication to making fine indie games in the name of our glorious nation Apartment C201. Focusing on the era of gaming in which the proud Union of Soviet Socialist Republics remained solidified, we make magnificent retro games following the "Singular Vision" set forth by our benevolent leader. Our future plans involve the annexation of our neighboring nation state Apartment C202, more than doubling the size of our current empire!

Comment History
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Baby Blues - Toddler Horror Game

Wow. Was really liking the game, up until you had the still image of what I think was a low res zombie appear center screen and just scream at me. Up until that point everything was golden, things made sense and was very much from a child's perspective. I still like it and will keep playing, but that zombie really took away from the experience / immersion.

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GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Zombies.

And purchased :D

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GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Zombies.

Windows Only, I love exclusives! I'm going to have to buy this one, especially since it looks so fun! Every game that releases without Linux or Mac support is one more victory for the empire and another step towards the new Golden Age of gaming. I fully support this companies decision to kick *** and support the one true operating system. Not the unethical, rotting Apple or the inbred son of Unix, but rather the clean, charity supporting and world saving Microsoft Corporation. Cheers to you thebignic! Keep up the great work. :D

Good karma-4 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ stay dead

Um. No. This looks cool. The world needs more FMV games. Even if it turns out to be a glorified Supreme Warrior I'm buying it.

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GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ stay dead

Oh come on. There were some great FMV games back in the day. True there was also a giant pile of Wirehead, but the gems that existed were amazing.

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GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ stay dead

Wow... As soon as I have the cash, I'm buying this.

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GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Nestlings

bugged? I didn't see any bugs...

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GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Nestlings

Change your resolution to 1200 by 900, or anything higher than the default and they become VERY readable.

Good karma+2 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Enola - The Island alpha 0.2

Kind of unsettling forest you got there ;)

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GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Enola - The Island alpha 0.2

Kind of unsettling forest you got there ;)

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GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Enola

Thinking about getting this game, but I have to admit knowing that I can't die kind of takes away the fear from me. I loved the Penumbra series, Realm of the Haunting and a slew of other horror games, but as I discovered with Darkness Within 2: Dark Lineage, while a cool plot awesome settings and good voice acting can take you far once you're playing 4 hours in and realize you can't really be harmed, by anything, the "fear factor" peters out. (Still beat DW2 btw, I'm just saying I wasn't really "scared", though it was a good game).

Good karma+3 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Bird Assassin

In response to Kazekai I have just bought the PC version of this game. I already owned it for Xbox, but it's a good game and I felt the need to stand for justice.

Good karma+4 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Haunted Dreams

You have to do it in sequence... It's a painful experience. It honestly probably isn't worth your time.

Good karma+2 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Haunted Dreams

It's the lamps... You go up to them and hit Enter (it's the key they, through some kind of madness, assigned as the use key). It's pretty badly designed in this regard, no hints, nothing to suggest it could be moved. Only a tiny number suggesting the sequence in which the player has to turn the lamps.

Good karma+4 votes
GrandBureaucrat
GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ White Night

It keeps failing to initialize... I can play any other mod, but this one... Weird.

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GrandBureaucrat - - 16 comments @ Alphafunding for Indie Games

You're going to receive a copy of the finished game AND get access to the pre-released versions.

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