Well, you see, I am an enchanted seller of a high pedigree. How wonderful of you to assume this, brilliantly delivered goods with a pat on the back and a slightly worn rose handed to you, do you not agree? How can one mistake me for a jester? impossible collective thoughts, really quite abysmal and macabre. Please, sit down and read a good book recommended to me by one of my many cousins, the smallest one in-fact, quite a reader I must say. Beautiful. Many thousands of years ago, I was selling rocks and time capsules that I found scattered around on this planet, it was a well educated and exhausting time, but I coped. Will I be sharing my now aged antique olden golden capsule goodness? Who knows; just be sure to keep a finger tip on my page, or a finger nail if you don't cut them that often. Much gratuitousness.

RSS Reviews
10

Crysis Enhanced Edition

Mod review

You are another shining example of dedication and passion for the game, and the community. I hope that you are able to release a version for Crysis Wars. Thank you and keep up the great work! X

10

Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Remastered

Mod review

I've been waiting for a mod like this for a while. Thank you for restoring life back to this golden standard horror and giving me yet another reason to poo myself. You've put in an amazing effort and the results are glorious!

10

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Anomaly

Mod review

This is THE only version of Stalker you'll need, until a multiplayer mod comes out. That is all. Thank you!

10

3079

Game review

This game hits all the right buttons for me. It's sci-fi, retro and atmospheric. Already it feels like a game with more substance than Minecraft, and it has plenty of room to expand.

I'm excited to see which direction you will take it, and I couldn't help but be consumed with what you have created.

I'll try to recommend this to as many friends as I can.

10

Project Zomboid

Early access game review
10

Towns

Game review

After being overwhelmed by Dwarf Fortress, this is a breath of fresh air. Love the interface and how easy it is to get into the game :D
I can't wait to learn more about it, and I'll try to post some constructive feedback after playing it for longer!

10

Underworld Requiem

Mod review
10

Amnesia: Through the Portal

Mod review

Actually feels like an official continuation of the Amnesia story. Cannot fault the effort and quality of this mod; brilliant work! Only graphical issues noticed were a few shimmering wall textures, a couple of very low-resolution outdoor rock textures, minor things really.