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ok, lets give it a try.
9 * 0 = 0
9 + 0= 9
9 + 9 = 18
18 + 0 = 18
18 + 0 = 18
18 + 9 = 27

27 is the final answer. That wasn't hard. Can I see the link? Also, have you reconsidered your departure from this planet =D?

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thank you, thank you... I'll reconsider

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But it's in Czech and Slovak language, you won't understand how they send each other to first class, how one girl wrote her father is mathematician, etc.

You see imageshack, but I have a terrible feeling there was really the question and someone took out correct answers and left the rest to make this image.

Rofl, I am dying of laughing right now. If I understood their reasoning properly they just multiplied all the term except the last one by zero. Oh man, this is amazing. Math and physics is universal, the language doens't matter really. Well, I have seen much worse so I have already lost faith in humanity anyways lol. Except there is no shuttle left to leave xD.

Sorry, I hope I am not offending anyone.

Author

Offending? Their existence is offensive!!

haha i like that comment best "0=0+9=9" so 0=9
this must be break threw in maths (finally scientists found out nine is equal to zero)

9+0+9+0+ !9 x 0! +9 =

9+0+9+0+ !0! +9 =

9+9+9 = 9x3 = 27

You would have to put it like this to get out 9 as correct answer:

(9+0+9+0+9)x0 +9 = 9

but then again it would be other "problem"

But as most would start 9+0+9+0+9 = 27 .... and go on 27x0 = 0 ..... 0+9 = 9

forgetting maths has certain rules!!! (I followed this path 1st before I said to myself: stop! first 9x0)

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FAIL! its 9.
9+0+9+0+9=27 Right?
well 27*0=0 Right?
0+9=9 WIN!

See the question is 9+0+9+0+9X0, the X is multiply, so you multiply then term you got before by zero, which in this case is 27. you get 0 and add the final 9. Therefore the answer is 9, not 27.

27

Lol. My answer is 9 xD But I guess that is incorrect? :P

27...easy:)

27 :P

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multiplying always comes before + or -, so yeah answer is 27

I hated maths back in school, and I`m probably wrong, but I think it`s 9.
Everything got multiplied by 0, so it`s only 0+9=9.
Or perhaps only that 9 got multiplied by 0, and then it would be 27, as stated before.
Maths are really boring.

seems that maths isn't boring, only seems you not have any clue of it!

Oh gawd, some people forget PEDMAS: "Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication and Division, and Addition and Subtraction"

There is no parentheses in the problem nor any exponents.
Thus following PEDMAS, Multiplication would be the first operation to start with. I.E.:
9+0+9+0+9*0+9=y
y being the result you are looking for.

---> 9+0+9+0+0+9=y
Remove the zero
---> 9+9+9=y
---> 27=y

This is not rocket science. This is 2nd grade arithmetic. Haters gonna hate....

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It is. So why we can easily find people who don't know it?

"I hated maths back in school"
"Maths are really boring."

Well, I was pretty much content with daydreaming in 2nd grade.. Lol

Now its tetris, but same result. Me + Math = Don't care. xD

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hmm, I have still problem with daydreaming, in all lessons. I have very wild fantasy and combined with sci-fi...

Hehe. A very dangerous combination :P

I got over 9000!!!

WHAT? 9000?!

{on topic, its 27}

hmm, i got 243.. i'll show my working

9+0+9+0+9x0+9=
i got rid of the zeros
9+0=9 +9=18 +0=18 +9=27 x 0+9=9
so
27x9=243

tho thinking about it, it would of had to of been written
9+0+9+0+9x(0+9)

am i correct in thinking the brackets make the difference?

Never thought I would have to quote myself.
Yes the bracket make a difference but you still got it wrong, if there there would be brackets the answer would be 99.

oh right yeah it would be 99, it would have to be

(9+0+9+0+9)x(0+9)

to get to 243

its been a while, i dont really get to do maths for anything anymore.. iv gotten seriously rusty

Ignore the second "there". I was distracted.

27 yay

im sure all those the people in that image was trolling...atleast i hope so

Should be 27.
9x0=0
+9
+9
+9
=27

27...awww yeahhh

First comes multiplying.

PEDMAS lol... we learned BEDMAS, which is the same except B is brackets... either way once it becomes a habit you just always do it...

42

its 9
all that x0 = 0+9=9

using BEDMAS you get 27.

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I would post the original here, but I somehow don't want to translate 72 bullshits. Please, don't make me say that "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

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