Have some funny stuff image - Humor, satire, parody

Tell them to get a f*****g hair cut.

Scream like a little girl and run away, obviously.

Grab a shovel and smash her face.

Jump, scream, sh*t and die.
At the same time.

Get the broomstick with blessed/purified slug shot, draw a spirit circle around myself and burn sweet grass tied with sage.

I'd say hello beautiful.. *forever alone*.

Kick the beast in the face.

Grab a knife stab that thing to death and then eat its lifeless and mutilated corpse.

Depends on the distance and how soon I see it coming.
Like, long range and well aware of a threat. Prepare to fight!
Close quarters, no time. Instant death.

I'd also try the talk method if out of weapons.

Come to think of it, why are we humans so aggressive when frightened? Shoot first, ask questions later lol.

Nothing, because im a ninja down the stairs ready to backstab.

tell my little sister to go to bed. Shes done this to me before.

Wow I feel lucky to be loaded with all sorts of weapons in my room. Everything from a sword to a sort of functional bow.

remove hair from face premises

"Oh. Hi. You scared me, you know?"

"So uh, any cereal left in the kitchen?"

"Sis, you got your wig backwards again..."

Take it into the bathroom,get sciscors and give it a nice haircut :P

What if thats your girl playing a prank on you because you are a gamer? you just killed your GF

Tell the midget I'm rooming with it's only scary the first time.