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MattmanDude
MattmanDude - - 4,220 comments

Considering that mosquitoes affect me more directly, I should probably choose them...

nah screw that...

DEATH TO BIEBER!

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GriffinZ
GriffinZ - - 4,719 comments

It's not homicide if he never existed.

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FrikysKiller
FrikysKiller - - 310 comments

Well, mosquitos are food for other species, so the choice is obvious...

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Chompster
Chompster - - 4,310 comments

he could be food as well..

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Darth_grave
Darth_grave - - 1,697 comments

cannibal i wouldnt suggest it he might give you something

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Chompster
Chompster - - 4,310 comments

oh i would never even think of eating him, but i dont think some animals would mind

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Phenixtri
Phenixtri - - 3,414 comments

Please PETA would bitch about the animals I mean come on feeding them "that" would be an act of animal cruelty the likes of which has never been seen.

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Ρrʌжis
Ρrʌжis - - 5,071 comments

Mosquitoes don't bug me that much (no pun intended). Plus thay are food to other species, Bieber is not and thus is completely useless.

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shroomman
shroomman - - 876 comments

well I have the option to turn off radio if Bieber is aired, but no option if I hear this disturbing wheeeee wheee, trying to go asleep (and wake up with stings everywhere) so let bieber live (I will get ----- karma for sure now)

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LOTRuler
LOTRuler - - 1,497 comments

i gave you one up because I agree karma is a bitch

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CommanderDef
CommanderDef - - 3,097 comments

can't decide... Can you erase top half of both?

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Circular0rb
Circular0rb - - 2,124 comments

Mosquitos definetly. There's only one Bieber and even (s)he can be assassinated.

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Giuseppe
Giuseppe - - 1,150 comments

bieber... i live in germany no mosquitoes there

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shroomman
shroomman - - 876 comments

thats funny i live in germany too and there are mosquito(Mücken) here, just not right now but be sure not later than may they will be flying around my bedroom.
Only good thing they don't carry malaria with them in germany!!!

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Chompster
Chompster - - 4,310 comments

mosquitoes, i live in the Caribbean.. so yea. also he'll die eventually, Mosquitoes will be around much longer

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Akutou
Akutou - - 326 comments

Considering how mosquitoes actually have a part in the ecosystem and everything...

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davo001
davo001 - - 1,414 comments

sorry africa...

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Kasumi Krystal
Kasumi Krystal - - 1,446 comments

Why the *** should I choose?
The decision is already made... this is just to make sure that you got the question.

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IC-OSIK
IC-OSIK - - 1,072 comments

ERASE THE BIEBER MONSTROSITY!

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Vurufarmacija
Vurufarmacija - - 661 comments

BOTH!!!!! *takes out dual auto AK-900000000 miniguns and kills both*

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asif_ridwan
asif_ridwan - - 2,874 comments

Justine Beiber

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Daerchador
Daerchador - - 415 comments

order affirmed

target: JB
Job: Assasinate

ok

status:..... being raped by FBI this very moment.

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75shaddude
75shaddude - - 122 comments

Mosquitos feed bats, Justin Beiber destroys perfectly good ears.

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