The mentioned translator:
Ageofthering.com
AFAIK, one of the best ones, if not the best.
Dear Feillyne
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Sirry Worrywort
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Bludoc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Tinondel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Huli
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Rishnak
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Zoo
and your sword would be called Peldring
What's funny, my nickname is a francised English word feline (which can be perfectly pronounced as 'feillyne' in French). So it's related to a cat.
And now you can see "Your nearest Tavern might be called The Zoo", mwuahaha. ;-D
What are your Middle-earth names?
mine is this
Dear LOTRuler ,
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Dribo Worrywort
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Vygwyn
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Hélas
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Kusur
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Prudish
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Sunset Inn
and your sword would be called Pelaithus
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Rogrin Maggot
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Cynyc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Celiondel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Koigan
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Hugdush
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Giant's Nose
and your sword would be called Anating
Prudish - sounds more like English, not Orcish... ;-)
The Giant's Nose tavern - an interesting name. ^^ Who wants a drink from a giant's eye? ;-P
Dear -Witch-King-
if you were a hobbit your name would be Harding Bracegirdle
and if you were a man your name would be agathest
and if you were a Elf, you name would be Lord Mornovwen
and if you were a dwarf you name would be Grîm Pooltears
and if you were a orc you name would be Búrzwakh
and your nearest tavern would be called the wheatland wined
and your sword would be called Anglachel
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Perodoc Worrywort
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Rhaenyc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Anondir
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Hegnus
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Grogor
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Ulcer
and your sword would be called Anthalos
Dear Feillyne
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Sirry Worrywort
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Bludoc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Tinondel
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Huli
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Rishnak
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Zoo
and your sword would be called Peldring
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Sagrin Gardner
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Yricyn
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Celorfiwyn
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Mamli
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Erurg
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Frozen Axe
and your sword would be called Gomduris
Dear Meltathraion,
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Drodo Handyman
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Gwanyc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Lebur
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Punk
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Sleeping Booty Inn
and your sword would be called Trithaithsol
(I already got an Elven name, guess what)
Who calls an Orc "Punk"???
if you were a hobbit, your name would be short.
and if you were a "male" man , your name would be tall.
and if you were an elf , your name would be ears.
and if you were a dwarf, your name would be hairyshort
and if you were an orc, your name would be ugly
your nearest tavern would be called mix
and your sword would be called sharp
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Meruppi Darnswool
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Yrinvan
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Nónd
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Kolir
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Prang
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Gnoll's Belly
and your sword would be called Narcating
Dear George ,
If you were a Hobbit, your name would be Drarry Worrywort
and if you were a (male) Man, your name would be Gwudoc
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Vadrieriand
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Vulir
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Grulg
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Zoo
and your sword would be called Gomcatas