What if Westwood made Generals on RA2 engine? What if they made it more comical and crazy? That's it, War Location:Global Crisis.

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Damfoos
Damfoos - - 1,044 comments

I thought it will be based on the Colonel Butthurton. Who "knows the roads" and likes to "sneak up" :P

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aCVfan
aCVfan - - 122 comments

NO! The Battle-Bruva-master tanks fehled to avoid the attack from spess.

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willychong8921
willychong8921 - - 1,554 comments

Bruva I'm hit!

It is the BAINBEIN!

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middle-kingdom Creator
middle-kingdom - - 214 comments

tesla trooper's voice?

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M.Kenosis Creator
M.Kenosis - - 358 comments

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!!!

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unknown_men
unknown_men - - 71 comments

-"We are the emperor children".
-"Space Marine, attack!".

Well, in EASB Hour, United States is Imperium of Man. So, who is Chaos, who is Ork, who is Eldar and who is Tau??????

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M.Kenosis Creator
M.Kenosis - - 358 comments

EASY question!!! Boreale traveled to easb hour world in a warp storm. He was picked up by the US Army, they told Boreale that there is no such an emprah. Also the US army war machines shocked Boreale. He believes that he falled to a place more holy than Holy Terra and decided to serve the Prexidant (or he accepted the Prexidant as the Emprah). The warp storm also brought chaos gods. Slaanesh grabbed USA for obvious reasons. Tzeentch ruled China, as this side uses more special weapons and special effects. Russia controlled by Khorne, for their most fierce straight assault. Nurgle was exterminated by Lord Modern Medicine and the great librarian Sir Science. Thus you can call this mod War Legend 2K: Global Chaos. No Ork, Eldar or Tau ever falled into this universe.

----------------yes I'm just kidding!

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Colonel Boreale is the hero unit of the U.S.
His boltgun is lathal against enemeh enfantrhy.
As you know, oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish, moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, and wii has plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting ofeehnsive dyeep strikes. Thus when against vicheles and strakshres he callz in a devashtehting Dradnot Dyeep Thsrike from Spess.
"THE KODERS ESTAHRTYS NEHMS THIS MENUHLVARS TEEL REIN"