A man called Clive has a chrysanthemum that he loves. One day his chrysanthemum that he loves dissapears without trace. This causes him to have a mental breakdown caused not only by the disappearance of his chrysanthemum but also the death of his prize winning avocado in his vegetable patch - this is what tips him over the edge. So he goes crazy. Some men in white coats take him to a padded room in a crazy house. Clive knows if he is ever to discover where his beloved chrysanthemum is he will have to battle himself. He realises that the only way out is to battle himself, to battle the mind cookies. It is the mind cookies that make him crazy they rule his mind. So he has to go into his own head to find and destroy all of the mind cookies that lie within. He knows if the cookies win, the world will face SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES. It's one mans mission, one mans BATTLE for freedom, for justice, for a chrysanthemum.

  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
  • View media
Add media Report RSS Giraffe McMuff again (view original)
Giraffe McMuff again
embed
share
view previous next
Share Image
Share on Facebook Post Email a friend
Embed Image
Post comment Comments
MrMattWebb
MrMattWebb - - 1,803 comments

freaky.

Not nearly as rolfpwnz as the original but this one is good.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Sanjuaro
Sanjuaro - - 87 comments

Awesome work!

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Picklock
Picklock - - 414 comments

no it's not, fix the n-gons and it might qualify as proper geometry.

Reply Good karma Bad karma-1 votes
KILLA-COW Author
KILLA-COW - - 16 comments

I did tell him to fix the Ngons and make it so it won't **** on the engine. Will remind him again. Where are the Ngons? Cheers.

Reply Good karma+1 vote
Spike_pingasrolled
Spike_pingasrolled - - 16 comments

There are not Ngons. You've got too much ego and please now STFU.

BTW first pic was a joke, you think internet is srious bussiness?

Oh and this model has 624 polys, how can 624 polys **** on the engine? What a douchebag. Alyx from HL2 has +8000 polys, and a strider from HL2 has +20000 polys.

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
Picklock
Picklock - - 414 comments

Spike, don't speak to me because I didn't ask for your opinion and if KILLA-COW needed a little pos to back him up, he would have asked. BTW, don't act like you know anything about what I'm talking about because you obviously don't, so why don't you STFU.

If both of you would like me to elaborate of what I speak, just take a look at the mouth. Do you see the edges that connect to the sides of the cube, which in this case we are calling a head? I see an n-gon with 8 sides and the opposite side of the head that we can't see also has an eight sided n-gon. Above the mouth, there is an n-gon with 7 sides. The bottom, which we can't see in this picture has an n-gon with 7 sides as well. Count them for yourself... Each of these n-gons the engine has to MANUALLY break down into triangles because you haven't defined them yourself. This takes more processing power and is NOT optimized geometry.

Now I'm not saying this particular model with show significant drop in fps, but the performance drain IS there, whether you agree/see it or not. And eventually a mod/game with everything modeled in this manner will run like crap when you get half way through production and then you will be telling yourself "wish we would have done it right, but now we must start over..." I'm just trying to help so that your mod turns out good so don't think I'm deliberately being the bad guy.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+2 votes
Spike_pingasrolled
Spike_pingasrolled - - 16 comments

I'm not a pro modeller, and obiously this model doesn't show my modeller skills, look at other pictures and ask yourself if people is giving all their skills on doing this MOD.

Reply Good karma Bad karma-1 votes
P4TRICK
P4TRICK - - 526 comments

"And update from our very, very outrageously talented modeller spike."

If your not "PRO", then your not talented, this dosen't show any of your "talented" sites, please, this is just spam, and i won't think that this mod will succes, if you don't put some more effort into the models.

btw. is it rigged? becuase i think it will looks strange when it gets rigged, its too bloggy

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
Spike_pingasrolled
Spike_pingasrolled - - 16 comments

This model is made in this way because MOD leader asked me to do it in this way. He wants it blocky and I made it blocky, and he likes it.

Oh shut up you dont know anything about me. I started modeling less than a year ago just looking tutorials on websites. Want to see my real modeling skills? Then look at it and stop annoying.

Img15.imageshack.us

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
Picklock
Picklock - - 414 comments

He may of asked for this type of style, but I'm quite sure he didn't request a model with terrible geometry full of errors. I'm just trying to help you, and your team build CORRECT models, I don't care what they look like.

In fact, it doesn't even matter if it was a trash can, but if you continue to model in a poor ethic, then this mod will suffer because of it, period. If you can't handle constructive criticism then I believe you need to ask the team leader to not show any of your work on a site that is revolved around critiquing and commenting on others work. So go cry because we didn't praise your very, very outrageously talented modeling skills.

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Spike_pingasrolled
Spike_pingasrolled - - 16 comments

"Every model you do shows your modeling skills, and I can see exactly where you stand with modeling skills... "

You don't even know how this MOD started and you're talking about this model as if it were the best model I have ever made. So if an Epic modeller makes a model for the lulz, and posts it here, will you call him a noob? Yeah you're arrogant and you like going here and there saying "hey Ngon, Ngon, you suck at modeling and this mod will fail because you're a bunch of n00bs"

"I'm just trying to help you, and your team build CORRECT models, I don't care what they look like. "

I didn't asked for help

"In fact, it doesn't even matter if it was a trash can, but if you continue to model in a poor ethic, then this mod will suffer because of it, period. If you can't handle constructive criticism then I believe you need to ask the team leader to not show any of your work on a site that is revolved around critiquing and commenting on others work."

I've never done a modeling class, do you expect me to know what an N-gon is? BTW I've done lots of models, and maps full of models with those "Ngons" and game runs without any performance problem.

" So go cry because we didn't praise your very, very outrageously talented modeling skills"

Yeah and you're a bitch for commenting a 5 minute model and opining about my modeling skills based on this model.

Now critizice these models and tell me how BAD they are https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6950/jungle4copia0059zz2.jpg

Reply Good karma Bad karma-1 votes
Picklock
Picklock - - 414 comments

Looks like someone got a little hurt because we didn't praise him till the sun came up. As for Alex and the Strider from HL2 you mentioned earlier, yeah they are 10k and 20k polygons, but guess what, not a single n-gon in either of them(which is a polygon with more that 4 sides since you have no clue).

Try to act like someone that cares about the mod and not just a bratty 15 year old that can't accept some criticism, in other words, stop acting like whoever the hell raised you and instead try to be a TEAM PLAYER, after all, that is what you are apart of. KILLA-COW, you might want to have a little chat with your friend, he's about a 9/10 on the tension scale and I wouldn't want your mod to get ruined because he can't control his anger..

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
Spike_pingasrolled
Spike_pingasrolled - - 16 comments

douchebag

Reply Good karma Bad karma-4 votes
Picklock
Picklock - - 414 comments

Every model you do shows your modeling skills, and I can see exactly where you stand with modeling skills...

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
P4TRICK
P4TRICK - - 526 comments

Try to meshsmooth it, this looks like "not srsly", put some more effort into it, please.

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
Mastix
Mastix - - 594 comments

Sorry spike but you act like a baby...

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
SnarfSnarf
SnarfSnarf - - 83 comments

Do you guys really have to spam the page arguing like idiots?

Reply Good karma Bad karma+1 vote
notoorjus
notoorjus - - 120 comments

This mod is on a trolling rampage!

Reply Good karma Bad karma0 votes
KILLA-COW Author
KILLA-COW - - 16 comments

Okay, okay, okay, okay people. Let us all calm down. Spike you're doing yourself no favours with your reaction, take the critique and if there are any geometric errors that will adversely affect performance then look into fixing it if you can.
As for everyone else we do appreciate the constructive criticism, especially if there are errors in the model, as for its style, this is what we want, I want it to look like this and requested to Spike that he keep it in this style, it was me who wrote "And update from our very, very outrageously talented modeller spike." Not spike himself, I accept it is not going to be everyones style and so should the rest of you who aren't reacting so well to the critcisms from others. Not every piece of this mod is going to be to everyones taste.

Reply Good karma+5 votes
Post a comment

Your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community. Or sign in with your social account:

Description

And update from our very, very outrageously talented modeller spike.