Santa C. has been kidnapped by Komarov's people. Komarov is the most dangerous terrorist in the world. He wants to cause another world conflict, and his first step is to destroy our Christmas. You must find and recapture Santa, then find Komarov and kill him (or just give him a cake). Good luck soldier!
Super short (maybe 15 minutes long) but totally worth the download! I haven't laughed out loud this hard at a video game ever I don't think.