The Fighting Hellfish proudly present Defamation of Character: A Jack Thompson Murder Simulator. Journey into the mind of an attorney as you live one weekend in the life of Jack Thompson in this hilarious psycho thriller satire. Mild mannered Christian attorney by day, Jack Thompson moonlights as Banman, a homicidal hero who cuts through immorality and beauracratic laws with an automatic rifle. Utilizing his Schwarzenegger sized personal arsenal and his trusty Bannedwagon, Banman fights the evil videogame industry, while Jack Thompson spends his days tracking down a crazed killer gamer. Experience an all new mind bending story in the GTA San Andreas engine, told through original missions and cutscenes. Chase a few ambulances, hold a press conference, or cruise for information as attorney Jack Thompson. Use superpowers like bullet time and regenerating armor to battle it out with Jack's long time personal nemeses Janet Reno and Doug Lowenstein. Learn more about Jack through in game...
What is it: Call upon a Higher Power and borrow an invincible harrier jet from God's fleet. As this is God's jet, it automagically transforms into a hovercraft in the event of a water landing.
Who can use it: JACK THOMPSON and BANMAN
How do I use it: Simply face the direction in which you would like the jet to land, and drop a smoke grenade.
When do I get it: Holy Escort is unlocked after the fourth mission, Dam villain.
lol a priest walks out XD