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Checkerboarded Hopes 2 is the highly anticipated sequel to the best leak fix-up mod ever. Checkerboarded Hopes 2 plans to surpass every single bar set by leak fix-up mods. Which actually, should be easy since most of them (except for what Team GabeN does and Missing Information) are absolute shit.

There is no planned release date, but we are aiming towards before the turn of the century.

Real Life Quotes

"Get off moddb and stop wasting peoples time." — dec1234, ModDB ~* SUPA STAR *~

"Man this mod looks like ass" — FACEPUNCHERDAN, A Facepuncher named "Dan"

"Halo dinosaurs. Fuck yeah. Tracking." — tundra_cool, Provenance Creator

"AHA lamp is a 49 year old virgin. And Pawnstick is a troll so he makes his profile private." — scar3cr0w, Internet Detective.

"This Hole Paragragh is full of shit" — ThePeanutBaron, Spelling Bee Champion

"your all fucked in the head if you think anyone will want to play this, matter-a-fact anyone who plays this will also be fucked in the head" — TheFlukeMan,

"This mod sucks nad it always will..." — Armageddon104, A man with the most original name ever.

"This is disgusting. Neither is this concept of missing textures and missing model files artistic, or unique." — Some stupid fag with an anime avatar.

"Yea, this makes total sense. "In this game you can stand up, crouch, and prone, for absolutely no reason." umm yea, you can do this in MOST games. not really an improvement "A proprietary gamemode system called "shoot people and do stuff until you get to the end of the map."
Again, most games have something like this, cause all maps END. Kinda a POS if ya ask me" — notdeadno, The sharpest tool in the shed.

"Pawnstick:1 Fags: Diarrhea sucking vacuum cleaners" — a_coathanger, his name should have been used on him


Planned Features

  • A completely mind blowing single player storyline, with fixed up maps from the leaked Half-Life 2 map pack.
  • Hilarious and informative commentary nodes by the Checkerboarded Hopes 2 team.
  • The Checkerboarded Hopes 2 Source engine is so well optimized that you can play it on a 486, no seriously.
  • Real time ray tracing and radiosity simulation and other amazing stuff like that.
  • Comes with its own scripting language, CB2Script which is based on UnrealScript.
  • Two words: Halo dinosaurs.
  • A 3 dimensional movement engine completely written from the ground up.
  • In this game you can stand up, crouch, and prone, for absolutely no reason.
  • A proprietary gamemode system called "shoot people and do stuff until you get to the end of the map."
  • and more!!!!!!
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1 comment by Pawnstick on Sep 26th, 2009 digg this super bookmark

Hello everyone, I've recently posted a little feature that will teach you the history of the Checkerboarded Hopes series. Let me post a little excerpt that most of you will care the most about:

Because I believe that the release was rather rushed I've decided to work on a smaller project that will function as DLC for Checkerboarded Hopes 2. It'll add a feature that I'm sure most of you wanted to see in the final version of CBH2, but unfortunately it was never added in. More information will be released later on next month, so keep your eyes pried open. It's not over, at least not yet.

I'm pretty sure that most of you people are ecstatic about the news. But can you guess what the feature is?

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Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.5 Archive

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.5 Archive

Jun 06, 2010 Full Version 3 comments

Just in case you are paranoid of executable installers, or something.

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.5 Installer

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.5 Installer

Jun 06, 2010 Full Version 5 comments

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 installer, motherfucker! I also want to bring to your attention that this summary is about 50 characters in length.

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.0 Installer

Checkerboarded Hopes 2 v1.0 Installer

Sep 01, 2009 Full Version 8 comments

The installer for Checkerboarded Hopes 2, fuck yeah!

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qweasd170
qweasd170 Sep 1 2010, 5:37pm says:

Contains a virus... THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!!!1

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drgnzach
drgnzach Aug 28 2010, 11:49pm says:

This is the messiah of HL2 mods

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Hidden_Lotus
Hidden_Lotus Aug 20 2010, 8:07pm says:

This reminds me of this Doom 3 mod I played called Crucifix of ****, making this mod awesome.

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crazyb2000
crazyb2000 Aug 16 2010, 10:33am says:

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flaillomanz
flaillomanz Aug 12 2010, 8:58pm says:

You guys needa make a CUSTOM purple-n-black texture for this.
Epic.

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M0rg0n_Fr33m4n
M0rg0n_Fr33m4n Aug 9 2010, 9:08pm says:

AWSOME MOD, you ever thought of working together with missing information? it would sound awsome ;)

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JustBarney
JustBarney Aug 8 2010, 8:34pm says:

Awesome, Missing Information 1.5.2! Wait, it's not? Oh well, same thing :P

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FoobyZeeky
FoobyZeeky Aug 6 2010, 3:55am says:

@guys who think these are their own maps

They're not. They've simply got the Half-Life 2 WIP leaked map pack (the WC mappack with maps from all the Valve mappers dating from 2000 to 2003), and put some maps into this mod without finding all the right textures and models that are needed that weren't included with the retail HL2.

They've also added some more crap like the ERRORPOLICE and the hand propelled rocket and some other crap, which I find utterly hilarious. I ROFL every time I play this mod...

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half-life
half-life Aug 1 2010, 6:28am says:

the black and purple keeps my attention. :D

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Jike
Jike Jul 30 2010, 11:23am says:

******* awesome, tracking and downloading!! cant wait for checkerboarded hopes 3!! :D

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