Car-Poral Keys is a Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, race through over 40 different rooms in your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the power of the lost Originiginal tribe? WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys.

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Why is it taking so long? Who is responisble for that? Why is the sky blue? WIP stuff too.

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Why the heck it's still not done after nearly 5 years in development?


I hope this simple diagram explains it


We have too much content to make and our hands are tiny. Currently the mod is being worked on by 2.5 people and a pile of used tissues.

How are you gonna fix that?

Oh, silly you.

You are the one thats gonna be fixing that.

That's right. I, Matt, the art-ay and mapping mastermind, is hiring slaves mapping minions to help me finish this godforsaken pile of .bsp files.


What do I get for being tortured by hammer.exe?

You will get a wholesome of:

- Partial early access to mods content

- Pictures of food monthly

- You can ask me to make assets for your project as long as you work on CPK

Where do i mail you a bomb, weirdo?

Right here.

Traditionally, WIP screenshots.

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I fapped to this.

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I ****** to it.

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Blue199
Blue199

UWU

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Mattscreab

dont uwu at me you filthy animal

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