Car-Poral Keys is a retrofuturistic first-person Source 2013 modification that pits you, Jim, against your evil neighbour, Jim's Neighbour, after realising he stole your car keys. With your job on the line, you must race through over 40 different rooms located entirely within your basement, ranging from vast valleys, to cities and even tiny vertigo puzzles. Can you find your keys? Can you defeat Jim's Neighbour? Can you discover the secret power of the lost Originiginal tribe? Find out when Car-poral Keys explodes onto your weathered CRT monitor this [INSERT RELEASE DATE HERE]. WARNING: We are not responsible for brain damage caused by playing Car-poral Keys. QUALITY NOT ASSURED

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More stuff is done, getting closer to completing the project...

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Hey!

So since I last posted, we've gone and done a few more things. The next boss in the game (after Donald McRonald) has been finished and we're onto creating an arena to fight him in. We haven't started any new maps, but instead, have been completing various other aspects of the mod.

This includes replacing:

- Zombies (with the haemogoblins)

- Headcrabs (with giant red blood cells)

- Antlion Guard (a yet-to-be-announced boss)

- Existing Jim's Neighbour and Jim voice lines

- Jom, the pair of underpants on Jim's head (replaced with a narrator, courtesy of Philip from PlanetPhilip)

Jim's voice has had the largest revamp - Jim is now a tryhard badass: he wants to be cool but his voice can't quite handle being Duke Nukem. You'll find a lot of Duke Nukem and Postal influence in some of his lines.

In addition, we've been updating the existing maps to be slightly less painful on the eyes whilst retaining the classic car-poral keys eye-bleach-required look. Subtitles are being added and overall the mod is becoming more fleshed out.

Enjoy a couple of videos of the narrator in action and the haemogoblin.

It may be difficult, but the secrets of the tribe only unlock with an originiginal code.

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Astraxis - - 622 comments

I'm still having a great amount of difficulty comprehending just what this is. And it's damn awesome.

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Secret_Coming
Secret_Coming - - 1,057 comments

yeah me too
but we'll see

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