Primitives...
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Javik: Can someone please throw this primitive out of the airlock?
Maria: Meany :c
~~This is drawn for Javik
Too lazy to color it :S
Javik: Can someone please throw this primitive out of the airlock?
Maria: Meany :c
~~This is drawn for Javik
Too lazy to color it :S
I'm not sexy enough... And OI! How is that bitch not dead yet! Throw her out the airlock immediately!
Noooo!
Shut up Maria, no-one asked for your opinion.
Why are you so mean? :c
Javik's Rampage, part 3: Primitives Everywhere!
Because I don't give a ****.
All I want is to suck your blo---... I mean I wanna be friends.
Javik, allow me to have access to the airlock in case of troubles!
I doubt you would be able to use it, you need to know Prothean language to open it.
And Maria, get back to your cell before I get evil!
Aren't you already evil enough?
That's him being nice. Trust me, you wouldn't like him when he's evil.
I guess he can be worse.
A certain vampire seems to be attracted by... me or my blood, I need to be able to get ride of it quickly.
Look, the airlock is restricted to Prothean knowledge only. Your knowledge is a bit under that.
Silly Dwarf. <3
GET BACK TO YOUR CAGE, MARIA!
YEAH! YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH ENRAGED PROTHEANS.
Silly vampire.
Oh fine. I'll go back to my cage... But it's soooo lonely in there. Could you at least gimme Dwarf so that I can have some sexual company? <3
My god... What I have done? :<
You attracted me with your disturbed behavior. That turns me on!
Oi, get a room you two...
That's the idea! <3
Send him in my cage. I got special plans for my new toy!
Erm... I don't think so... *loads his assault rifle*
Allow me to join in! *loads his grenade launcher*
And goddamn me! *loads Jessie*
Gosh! I'm being assaulted by three sex machines! D:
You can always have me up in your goddamn cage! Though I want you chained to the wall, so that I could do all the goddamn sexual things I want! *rape face*
Mind if I record that? *perv face*
*puts an ammo bag in a corner and hides*
Um, I'll just go to my cage alone.
We won!
Ha! Goddamn ha! In your goddamn face. I goddamn won the goddamn battle. That goddamn shows, that I'm goddamn superior to goddamn vampires, goddamn it!
You need more goddamn, goddamnit!
You say goddamn too much... >_>
Nah, needs more goddamn.
Was supposed to reply this to Maria, but ModDB is being retarded again...
Goddamn right, it does!
You guys will make good actors in movies...