FINE! *takes out a big book* ''Once upon a time, there was a really annoying little white-haired vampire girl, that couldn't go to sleep. She begged the sexy-looking Elder One to read her a bedtime story. So he took a big book and hit the annoying girl with it. The End!'' *hits Maria with the book, several times*
*takes out a hammer* This will surely make you sleepy.
Javik's Rampage, part 4: Elder Bed-Time Stories!
Ah! I'm going to enjoy this one!
Bah, Javik is a master of his art!
Don't you enjoy all of them? <.>
Shut up and go to bed, Maria!
But I don't wanna! >xc
You will wanna, after I shove this screwdriver in your ear!
Oh-ho! That's just naf!
Ouch! :c
So much violence!
Uhh... I'll just leave this place, before I even enter it...
You know you can't escape.
OI! GET YOUR SORRY CARCASS ON THAT BED, GUY!
Case in point.
Okay, okay... Just don't screwdriver me...
GOOD! ಠಠ___ಠಠ
Javik, I can't sleep! :<
Read me a bedtime story, please.
You shouldn't of asked him that...
That was a bad idea, indeed.
FINE! *takes out a big book* ''Once upon a time, there was a really annoying little white-haired vampire girl, that couldn't go to sleep. She begged the sexy-looking Elder One to read her a bedtime story. So he took a big book and hit the annoying girl with it. The End!'' *hits Maria with the book, several times*
Now let's hope she'll sleep.
*is unconscious*
Well that definitely worked.
Let's hope she's not going to wake up too early.
Indeed!
What a weird bedtime story..
But the best way to make someone... Sleeping!