Nihao, Dia Duit, Buon Giorno, Namaste, Heisann, Salut, Aloha, Shalom, NuqneH, and Hello! I am the Kungfu Chef, skilled in all things wushu and culinary. When I'm not busy at martial arts competitions or in the kitchen, I love reading old classics, learning new languages, sleeping, and watching Doctor Who, Shingeki no Kyojin, Sherlock, etc. I'm always up for a debate and love jokes and pranks. Sayonara and see you around!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

Ah, I thought I recognised it!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

Mwahahaha, that someone would be me, using my time machine!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

Thanks!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Cello Wars

Best cover of the Star Wars Theme ever! I've already started my cello lessons.

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

What is that awesome music and where is it coming from? More importantly, how can I procure it? (does "the face and hands")

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ The_Kungfu_Chef

Free! Free! Smeagol is free! (leaps around room on all fours, tossing homework sheets in the air and eating sashimi [the closest I ever get to fish raw and wriggling]) Now I finally have time to update my profile. Hello Summer!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

*dithers between roaring in laughter or collapsing in fright*

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

Graduation Congradulations, COT! Good luck at Zhou-enlai's alma mater!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Return of the Keys Chapter 3

The long requested 'historical documents'...

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ China

Hope everyone had a nice May holiday! 五一节日, 劳动很重要。 出去看风景,是让双腿锻炼的时候了; 多吃好吃的, 让胃也享受一把劳动的充实; 最重要的, 要一个好心情: 节日快乐!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ On a lighter note.

Indeed, worthy it is.

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ The_Kungfu_Chef

ROTFL and still freaking out at your accent!

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

(breaks out into song) Oh, let me leaf just one more day... (bursts into hysterical laughter)

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The_Kungfu_Chef
The_Kungfu_Chef - - 15 comments @ Baron Brosephus

(Jedi hand sweep) You will friend me, COT, or I will come after you with my... broom? (snicker snicker wink wink) ("leaves" to chop some lettuce with my Korean blade) (more winks)

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