Captain_Hell_Knight

Well I'll be damned, apparently I joined

If I get a penny every time I see something primitive, someone primitive, or someone primitive doing something primitive... I would be the richest Prothean in the galaxy.

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

I am NOT opening that gift... It probably contains garbage, or some dead bird. Or even worse... an anime vampire that wants to mate with me...

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

Oh come on, it's not that bad, he just wants to be your friend.

And if it is a female vampire, you might just make a wonderful couple. ʘʘ‿‿ʘʘ

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

That ''relationship'' would last only a second, as I will throw her out the airlock, then I will shoot her 10 million times with my blaster...

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

HUE!

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The_Guy_:/
The_Guy_:/ - - 468 comments

An anime vampire gift for Javik. Hue! I'm sure he'll like her. c:

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

Hell... NO!

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

Well, at least it's not the lesbo vampire in there, right?

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai - - 171 comments

Or am I? Hmmm... *romantic look*

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

OI! >8C

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

IT'S THE LESBIAN VAMPIRE! KILL IT WITH REVOLVERS!

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai - - 171 comments

Hush, guys. Do you have to be so rude? x.x

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

Who the **** invited this bitch in here anyway?!

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The_Guy_:/
The_Guy_:/ - - 468 comments

Sorry guys, that was me. She's a friend of mine, and obviously a fan of the show. I asked her if she can make an account here, so that we can derp-talk some more. :S

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

Oh joy... Well now I'm going to troll the everloving crap outta her, for choosing this annoying character...

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PlushyMiku
PlushyMiku - - 2,319 comments

Knight quit it. Maria was only acting like that because of Shizuka. So she isn't actually lesbian...

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai - - 171 comments

That may, or may not be true. *evil grin*

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

That's suspicious enough for me. *loads the BFG*

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai - - 171 comments

I have hyper-speed, catch me if you can. =3

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Prothean_Javik
Prothean_Javik - - 542 comments

PRIMITIVES! PRIMITIVES EVERYWHERE! >8C

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Harbinger_The_Reaper
Harbinger_The_Reaper - - 21 comments

Desperate times, call for desperate measures... Truce?

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Captain_Hell_Knight Author
Captain_Hell_Knight - - 2,610 comments

Until this bitch is dead...

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PlushyMiku
PlushyMiku - - 2,319 comments

You know Knight you're lucky Aido is not here, plus Maria can be nice. And Javik come down..

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Maria_Kurenai
Maria_Kurenai - - 171 comments

Nuuuuu... :c

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Here you go Javik, this is what you've created.