I used to be a schnitzel farmer on the outskirts of Munich Germany. I got tired of growing schnitzels and decided to move to New York where I now own the Schnitzel Truck. Best Schnitzels in NYC! Grown on my very own schnitzel farm and tenderized in a barbaric manner just for you. Those of you who dont know what a schnitzel is, get out from under your rock once in a while, your looking a little pale... First we start with a hand picked schnitzel from our meat garden and run it over with our sanatized truck tires until flat and juicy. Then we cover it in flour and deep fry it in our organic hippy fat friers. Sprinkle some secret seasonings and lemon juice over the top, serve it with a side of not so French fries and a large beer of your choice. Get stuffed, get hammered, get ready for the rest of your workday!!!

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Reborn:X
Reborn:X Feb 24 2014, 12:43pm says:

Schnitzel Lastkraftwagen, lulz.

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou Jun 17 2013, 10:14am says:

Greatest name ever.

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Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck Jun 21 2013, 4:42pm replied:

Aw thanks! I get a lot of comments on it when im in games.
Took a while to think this one up, had a ton of lame ones for a while.

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Tugrul25
Tugrul25 Apr 2 2013, 12:48pm says:

hi, it has been a long time we didnt talk, do u know how i can contact with CanRaps?


sincerely tugrul :))

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Tugrul25
Tugrul25 Jun 23 2012, 4:09pm says:

hey wanna play 1v1???

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Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck Jun 23 2012, 6:01pm replied:

i supose, but i have alot of junk in my TA folder and im not sure if that will cause desyncs or whatever, ill try to clean it out a bit

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Tugrul25
Tugrul25 Jun 24 2012, 3:49am replied:

Okay

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Tugrul25
Tugrul25 Jun 22 2012, 1:04pm says:

Taescalation.com
here you got test beta, with those units

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Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck Jun 23 2012, 12:45pm replied:

yep i got it a few days ago

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Schnitzel_Truck
Schnitzel_Truck Jun 18 2012, 2:29pm replied:

we recently did a controled burn on my schnitzel farm (by that I mean cooked up the ripe piggies)

edit: yay first friend!

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