Chuck Norris? meh, but here are some funny jokes about his so called awesome-ness.
Chuck Norris died years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris drinks Tabasco when he's thirsty
Chuck Norris doesn't play the game Sorry He's never sorry
Chuck Norris can text on a payphone
Chuck Norris can speak with his echo
Switzerland is politically neutral because they don't know on which side Chuck Norris stands
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick
Chuck norris fly fishes for whales
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories
Chuck Norris can shut the door open
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives
If you rate this roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass
Chuck Norris died years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life
Chuck Norris doesn't lie, he makes up truths
Chuck Norris gave Dr Phil advice
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a jokethat truck is now known as Optimus Prime
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves
On a trip to Italy, Chuck Norris rested for three seconds against a buildingit's now known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebooke, you die
Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear
Chuck Norris beat Halo on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin Its decendants are known today as Giraffes
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake After three days of pain and agony the rattle snake died
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen Seconds
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed
Chuck Norris doesn't have to hold his breath under water Water knows better than to try and drown Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind
The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris
The film was led shortly after going into preproduction No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long
There is no theory of evolution Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
Chuck Norris can kill two birds with no stone
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom"
Chuck Norris once beat a wall at tenis
Chuck Norris killed his living room It is now just "the room"
Chuck Norris can snipe with a shotgun
Sometimes it's really funny to read these jokes, but sometimes (than they're posted to youtube comments) they're really annoying.
that's true.
i loled at the first one already BTW
The meh thing or the death thing? the meh part is not a joke thats my opinion on the guy.
Good stuff :P
One of the last ones I've heard this way: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. :D
that's great stuff i about died
Glad to be of service.