Who am I, this mysterious creature called "Zak?" Who made me? Where did I come from? No doubt these questions have plagued you for quite a while! Or else you just got bored with all the other stuff on the internet and are just killing time now! No matter! I have an astounding display of my History, information and other things that I couldn't fit anywhere else, right here, just for you! Start reading! Ahem. Zak F Noir is the self-appointed leader of everyone, despite being about as mentally stable as a Turtle with a lot of caffeine and drugs in its system. Zak has gone through a number of evolutions over the years, the mass of which are too dumb to mention, although it should give you an idea of the scope of the changes when I tell you that, at the beginning, Zak was cute enough to give pikachu a run for his money. Like most humans, Zak is vaguely on the side of good. While it has put world into grim jeopardy a few times, it's always subsequently saved it, albeit begrudgingly.