Thats a Nice Everything you got there. Be a shame if it were to Explode.
Great,My bike was stolen,My best friend Died in a car accident and IM LOW ON MONEY!!!!....and this all happened within a span of 2 days,Now how am I going to get to High school :P Im fucked Unless I Get enough money to replace that Bike of mine,Im screwed over,and I got a Essay to Hand it FACK!!!!
I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HACKING MY STEAM ACCOUNT AND I JUST LOST CALL OF DUTY:UNITED OFFENSIVE AND I JUST BEAT THE GOD DAMN GAME,AND I LOVED IT SO,IF THATS THE CASE IM LEAVING STEAM AND MODDB FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!
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I just got the FUCKING OLD SPICE out of my cock,I just went to the doctors and he said in a 2 or 3 weeks the blood will stop coming out.
I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK.
yea i got hacked...BY A GIRL!!!! seriously i have never heard of girls that hack i mean come on she changed were-well i actually DO live in the UK though but im not female ok this has been a update. also
yes i am a girl who is pretending to be a boy who acts like a nazi ok. so now that you know the truth i like making random crap that i find on my pc ok also Google.com go there CAT FACE!! also i leik to protest against the axis
my review (so far) on rewolfenstein mod for half life 2,
Since the Game is a W.I.P i would give you my ideas on the work they have done so far.
1:the game looks awsome though they should buy a source license so that is will be the best source standalone every.
2:were the fuck in the Assualt Rifle *in the original,the MP40 looked like a Machine gun AKA:Assualt Rifle* so if the MP40 isnt in the original then were the fuck IS the assualt rifle.
thats my tips so far and bye.
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