Mr.Creeper

The Annoying Creeper joined Apr 13, 2010

Thats a Nice Everything you got there. Be a shame if it were to Explode.

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Posted by Mr.Creeper on Nov 27th, 2010

I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK.

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Cremat0r
Cremat0r Nov 27 2010, 3:28pm says:

My deepest, deepest Empathy.
Really, that's the worst ******* thing that may happen, actually, it's the worst case scenario everyone is speaking of about Chernobyl. :o

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Mr.Creeper
Mr.Creeper Nov 27 2010, 3:32pm replied:

IT IS

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo Nov 27 2010, 4:14pm says:

Why you shouldn't fap naked.

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xXMaNiAcXx
xXMaNiAcXx Nov 27 2010, 4:37pm says:

Holey... My luck that I still never had such an adventure...

Also, thanks for the advice, I won't have my deodorant on the pc tower lol

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Zealot671
Zealot671 Nov 27 2010, 5:38pm says:

i bookmarked this :D

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85 Nov 27 2010, 7:24pm says:

Let this be a lesson to you.

Never, ever, eat curry at breakfast.

I'm serious, your dad is very displeased if you eat curry that early.

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REENIGAV
REENIGAV Nov 27 2010, 8:42pm says:

fapping? ok i dont know why the hell everybody do this but its for **** (closes bedroom door and put porn on the computer) XD

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InsaneStorm
InsaneStorm Nov 27 2010, 10:07pm says:

**** happens mate, **** happens...

Geez I Hope his dad doesn't smack him across the face with the bible.

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RumasLaut21
RumasLaut21 Nov 28 2010, 8:38am says:

oh my, i feel sorry for you on this...
good luck with your father...

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n5p29
n5p29 Nov 28 2010, 11:34am says:

epic pwnage

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n5p29
n5p29 Nov 28 2010, 11:45am replied:

oh yeah, forgot to add: Gymidiots.com

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ResolveR
ResolveR Nov 29 2010, 12:43am says:

holy mamen @_@

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REENIGAV
REENIGAV Nov 29 2010, 7:47pm says:

ehrrg, that actually really hurts, or maybe just go to the medic tell him it was an accident and he maybe can get out that thing.

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1 Dec 4 2010, 3:52pm says:

ಠ_ಠ WTF?

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aidas2
aidas2 Dec 5 2010, 11:43am says:

cool story bro

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JuSTiNX
JuSTiNX Dec 7 2010, 7:30am says:

Disturbing.

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InSovietRussia
InSovietRussia Dec 11 2010, 4:53pm says:

OW.

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE Jan 14 2011, 6:19am says:

OH...MY...******'...GAWD...

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