Mr.Creeper

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I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK.

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Cremat0r
Cremat0r

My deepest, deepest Empathy.
Really, that's the worst ******* thing that may happen, actually, it's the worst case scenario everyone is speaking of about Chernobyl. :o

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Mr.Creeper Author
Mr.Creeper

IT IS

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TheGreatGonzo
TheGreatGonzo

Why you shouldn't fap naked.

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xXMaNiAcXx
xXMaNiAcXx

Holey... My luck that I still never had such an adventure...

Also, thanks for the advice, I won't have my deodorant on the pc tower lol

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Zealot671
Zealot671

i bookmarked this :D

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CloneWarrior85
CloneWarrior85

Let this be a lesson to you.

Never, ever, eat curry at breakfast.

I'm serious, your dad is very displeased if you eat curry that early.

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REENIGAV
REENIGAV

fapping? ok i dont know why the hell everybody do this but its for **** (closes bedroom door and put porn on the computer) XD

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InsaneStorm
InsaneStorm

**** happens mate, **** happens...

Geez I Hope his dad doesn't smack him across the face with the bible.

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ズ

oh my, i feel sorry for you on this...
good luck with your father...

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n5p29
n5p29

epic pwnage

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n5p29
n5p29

oh yeah, forgot to add: Gymidiots.com

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ResolveR
ResolveR

holy mamen @_@

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REENIGAV
REENIGAV

ehrrg, that actually really hurts, or maybe just go to the medic tell him it was an accident and he maybe can get out that thing.

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[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1

ಠ_ಠ WTF?

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aidas2
aidas2

cool story bro

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JuSTiNX
JuSTiNX

Disturbing.

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ytres
ytres

OW.

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE

OH...MY...******'...GAWD...

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