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2 comments by Master36029 on Feb 7th, 2009

who the fuck is going to read this? nobody thats who

so what is the point of a blog? to make you feel like you're special, and to make you feel like people outside of your social circle actually care what you think. But anyways, if you really actually truely do care what I think, then here goes nothing...

My Beliefs:
1. TING (there is no god)
2. Democratic Socialism for the masses!
3. Fear the smurfs!

If you didn't understand that last one, you likely never will and i cant be bothered to tell you what it means, because I'm very lazy, at least right now i am.
so you see my point? Why should ANYONE care what I'm writing about, unless they either follow me everywhere, or snoop on other peoples blurbs (this excluding the celebrity blogs out there, which are twice as useless, and aid twice as many stalkers through the day). If you've no doubt noticed by now, i hate blogs, and the very idea of a journal/diarrhoea (yes apparently that's how it's spelled)....I mean diary which everyone can read at a whim.
on the bright side, it is a good way to vent about how how shitty your life is and pretend that maybe your saviour will, by some freak act of god....i mean act of natural circumstance caused by a shift in the thermal and EM balance of your region (i don't really know I'm just making that up), will come to your door and save the day, just in the nick of time (as in right before you slit both wrists and jump out a window into a box of razors, a very big box of razors).

there, I'm done, i hope everyone reads this, although it's likely nobody will.

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Mualama
Mualama Apr 13 2009, 11:20pm says:

i liked the monologue you carried out to the SS ;D

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Master36029
Master36029 Feb 7 2009, 1:47am says:

i wish i hadn't deleted my Jackie Chan pic

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Master36029
Master36029 Feb 7 2009, 1:08am says:

man i am so bored

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AlCool
AlCool Feb 7 2009, 12:59am says:

WTF man I'm reporting your blasphemy's mark my words you shall regret all that has left the sewage drain that is your mouth!

<3

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