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Zombie Master

Apr 25, 2007 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 36 comments

Zombie mods—if nothing else—have taught us that games featuring the walking dead must be innovative to keep our attention. Everyone loves the idea of...

Eternal Damnation

Nov 18, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 47 comments

Eternal Damnation is a mod that dares to ask the question: Do spilled intestines and a creepy atmosphere make up for shoddy gameplay and a totally lacking...

Defcon

Sep 28, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 17 comments

"That sign up there indicates our current defense condition. It should read 'Defcon 5,' which means peace. If we hadn't caught it...

Penumbra

Aug 27, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 39 comments

Hot on the heels of independent software teams like Introversion Software, comes yet another group looking to break through into the public eye with a...

Hypercube: Source

Jul 19, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 22 comments

Hypercube: Source, much like the movie it is based on, takes an amazing idea and somehow makes it very, very hard to swallow.

Half-Life 2: Episode One

Jun 09, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 30 comments

As the G-Man relocates you into his clutches and you are forced to watch Alyx and the citadel freeze seconds away from exploding, one must also pause...

Chase the Chicken

Jun 01, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 13 comments

It's a simple life: laying eggs, pecking at seed, checking out the foxy hens. Of course, no one ever told you that you'd end up in the lair...

Last Man Standing Co-Op

Apr 14, 2006 Rated 10/10 by JoeX111 11 comments

The face of the gaming industry slowly evolves, leaving behind the innovations of the past to embrace the next generation of the future. Though some games...

7th Serpent

Mar 29, 2006 Rated 8/10 by JoeX111 12 comments

With the subtlty of Michael Bay, the slow motion grace of John Woo, and the big budget of a Hollywood blockbuster: 7th Serpent is an action packed romp...

Grand Theft Auto: Long Night

Jan 25, 2006 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 11 comments

They mirror our society. They invade our homes. George Romero brought them out to meet us and now they are everywhere, from lunch boxes to comic books....

Stubbs the Zombie

Dec 06, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 4 comments

When the dead walk and the living become food, who will lead us to victory? No one, really. Welcome to Stubbs the Zombie, an excellent concept wrapped...

Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddlers Green Review

Nov 20, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 9 comments

Take George Romero's big budget film, tack on a prequel story line, add in a touch of budget bargain bin programming, then puree it along with a...

F.E.A.R. Review

Oct 19, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 10 comments

Load up your guns, slow down time, and creep yourself out in Monolith's latest foray into the first person shooter genre. While not living up to...

Rag Doll Kung Fu Review

Oct 14, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 24 comments

Martial arts have captivated American audiences for years, with a grace and power that is both brutal and entrancing. What could be better than a game...

The Ship review

Sep 14, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 6 comments

You sip your martini, a cigarette dangling from your free hand, a pistol sitting delicately in your pocket. The ocean breeze shifts and the target starts...

Darwinia Review

Aug 30, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 5 comments

Deep within the internet, long forgotten through time, floats Darwinia. Set to become the first online digital world, Darwinia's inhabitants slowly...

Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

Aug 26, 2005 Rated 5/10 by JoeX111 1 comment

Bashing its way through an endless wave of crappy movie tie-in games, Chronicles of Riddick remains as satisfying as a meaty bare-knuckle punch to the...

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