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0 comments by Jazz-Sandwich on Apr 15th, 2013

No spoilers here, no worries.  The following is a speech given by the Imperial General Lucius Dawn to his men in anticipation of a Chaos invasion.

Soldiers of the Emperor; hear me. The unholy forces of the enemy are
almost upon us. Soon; their presence will blight this blessed city, this
bastion of the Emperor’s light. And it is our duty to cleanse their insidious
presence in His name.


This enemy is not new to you. We have stared down the madness
of the warp before. It has destroyed our homes. It has claimed our loved ones.
It has sacked relics of his divine Majesty’s grace. But it will not take this
city. This is where we stand firm.

For thousands of years your fathers and forefathers have
mounted a defense against the enemies of Man.  Against countless horrors the common farmers,
storekeepers, millers and workers of the Imperium have been called to hold the
line. Fathers, brothers and sons all have shed their blood to allow human kind
to live another day.

I cannot say why we have failed in their place. I do not know
why our enemies redouble their strengths where previously they would have
fallen. These answers I do not have.

What I do have is a burning fury in my heart. A righteous
hatred for the forces we will see today. We have disgraced our fathers. We have
embarrassed our God-Emperor.  But we have
this chance to redeem ourselves.

We have in our arsenal this day the mighty titans of Mars. We have the mailed
fist of our armoured divisions. We have devastating artillery to tear the sky
asunder. But most importantly we have the memory of those who have died before
us. And we will not let their sacrifices be in vain. By the Emperor’s grace WE.
WILL HOLD. THE LINE.

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God-EmperorOfMankind
God-EmperorOfMankind 12hours 15mins ago says:

Youtube.com From Rocket-Banana.

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Sakura_Matou
Sakura_Matou May 20 2013, 2:44pm says:

Did you get my PM? :P

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Jazz-Sandwich
Jazz-Sandwich May 20 2013, 2:59pm replied: Online

Yup yup! Just replied there. My thanks :)

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Lord_Doofus
Lord_Doofus May 21 2013, 12:18am replied:

What's the PM about? Herr... xD

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Sakura_Matou
Sakura_Matou May 21 2013, 5:07am replied:

My friend Stuffy Stuffington.

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Sakura_Matou
Sakura_Matou May 20 2013, 3:06pm replied:

mm' Kay. Sorry my typing was so fail Tablets suck :P

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moddlord1
moddlord1 May 20 2013, 10:50am says: Online

hey cool new avatar...chaos gods will be pleased.

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God-EmperorOfMankind
God-EmperorOfMankind May 15 2013, 7:54pm buried:

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"YES DARK GODS. I WILL OBEY." (HYPNOTIZED) O_O
"YES, YES, POSSESS ME DARK GODS. MAKE ME ONE WITHIN YOU. STREGNTHEN MY RESOLVE AND TEACH ME YOUR DARK ESSENCE. YES, I FEEL THE POWER OF THE WARP OVERTAKING ME, IT IS A GOOOOOOD PAIN INDEED."
WITH THE THOUSAND MAJICS OF TZEENTCH, FUEL MY HEART WITH SORCEREY,
WITH THE THOUSAND WHISPERS OF SLAANESH, FILL MY SOUL WITH YOUR MUSIC,
WITH THE PLAGUE OF NURGLE, INFECT ME WITH YOUR FOUL UNCLEANLINESS
WITH THE MIGHTY AXE OF KHORNE, CUT THROUGH MY SPIRIT WITH YOUR UNHOLYNESS
AND WITH THE PATH OF CHAOS ITSELF UNDIVIDED, MISLEAD ME TO THE PATH OF DAEMONIC AND HERETICAL POSSESSION.
YESSSSSSS CORRUPTION AND HERECY IS UPON US, FOR CHAOS COMES FOR ALL OF US AND IT WILL NOT BE DENIED. THERE IS NO HOPE OR USE IN DELAYING AND PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE. NOW BOW BEFORE THE DARK GODS. MAY THEIR POWER CONTROL, POSSESS, MISLEAD, CORRUPT IN MIND, AND PERSUADE YOU FOR EVIL AND DARK DOING DEEDS
Mwahahaha MWAhahaha MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!! >:D

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God-EmperorOfMankind
God-EmperorOfMankind May 15 2013, 6:58pm buried:

(buried)

"YES DARK GODS. I WILL OBEY." (HYPNOTIZED) O_O
"YES, YES, POSSESS ME DARK GODS. MAKE ME ONE WITHIN YOU. STREGNTHEN MY RESOLVE AND TEACH ME YOUR DARK ESSENCE."
WITH THE THOUSAND MAJICS OF TZEENTCH, FUEL MY HEART WITH SORCEREY,
WITH THE THOUSAND WHISPERS OF SLAANESH, FILL MY SOUL WITH YOUR MUSIC,
WITH THE PLAGUE OF NURGLE, INFECT ME WITH YOUR FOUL UNCLEANLINESS
WITH THE MIGHTY AXE OF KHORNE, CUT THROUGH MY SPIRIT WITH YOUR UNHOLYNESS
AND WITH THE PATH OF CHAOS ITSELF UNDIVIDED, MISLEAD ME TO THE PATH OF DAEMONIC AND HERETICAL POSSESSION.
YESSSSSSS CORRUPTION AND HERECY IS UPON US, FOR CHAOS COMES FOR ALL OF US. Mwahahaha MWAhahaha MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D

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God-EmperorOfMankind
God-EmperorOfMankind May 12 2013, 7:54pm replied:

Sorry (︶︿︶)

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