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3 comments by Jazz-Sandwich on Nov 18th, 2013

So, you're all probably wondering where the Jazz I've been for the past few months?


To the best of my recollection, at least. Though my memory is a little hazy (oftentimes naps were in order), so some of these may not be wholly accurate. Let's say, 90% accurate.

No, wait - 95%.

At any rate, after a good long while of being AWOL, I've got my undergraduate thesis mostly finished and I'm back on the modding scene! So you all can shortly be expecting the dulcet tones of my voice recordings.

Now, this does bring into light the fact that my RL work is coming to a key juncture. Though I'm back to a nice predictable 9-5 for the foreseeable future (give or take a few hours), and can dedicate time to my modding work, from next Summer onward things get a little bit more complicated.

Long story short, I'll be damn pushed for time for a duration of at least one year, starting next Summer. I may be off the radar completely - possibly for good. Of course I can't say for certain if I'll ever have a chance to return to the community here. Hopefully I will. But nothing is certain for me that far ahead.

In the meantime though, I'll be back to shouting at my microphone in the hopes that occasionally something is worth saving. And it's good to be back.

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou 1hour 48mins ago says:

Happy Zombie Jesus Day Branson and that other guy :)

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou Apr 16 2014, 12:57pm says:

Where have you been these past few days? :(

PS. I hate your net.

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Jazz-Sandwich Apr 16 2014, 1:45pm replied:

Under a pile of very boring books :/ Finals coming up, on top of the assignments my college still seems happy to pile on.

My net, on the other hand, is just a misunderstood little snowflake who tries his best. To be an incompetent arsehole. And succeeds.

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou Apr 17 2014, 4:02am replied:

Ah ok that makes sense then :)

Regarding your net I want to eat it..

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Lord_Doofus Apr 14 2014, 10:18am says: Online

Jazz, Mondays suck...

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Jazz-Sandwich Apr 16 2014, 12:38am replied:

Dang straight. That's one day of the week that gets no fireworks and celebrations from us.

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Lord_Doofus Apr 14 2014, 10:16am replied: Online

Y U little... :P

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou Apr 11 2014, 3:43pm replied:

Well In the UK I'm going to Alton Towers. In Ireland, Cork and Dublin.

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Jazz-Sandwich Apr 11 2014, 4:56pm replied:

What's in Cork? If it's sightseeing you want to do, I'd personally advise Galway over Cork, or even Dingle in Co. Kerry. Dublin has plenty to see, though. Like me!

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Sakura Matou
Sakura Matou Apr 11 2014, 6:20pm replied:

Trying to imply something Jazz? :P

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