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Men's testosterones levels rise by 45.7% after 7 days of not ejaculating!

A research published by the US National Library of Medicine and the National Institutes of Health found that after 7 days of not ejaculating, men's testosterone levels reached 145.7% of the baseline.
The interesting thing is that they didn't observe significant fluctuations from the baseline on days 2 through 5. The research also showed that the peak levels were at day 7. This means that, the next time you have a big football game and you want to be as manly as possible, you might wanna try to take cold showers every day the week before it!

There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

  • Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
  • Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
  • Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
  • Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
  • Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
  • Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
  • Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
  • Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
  • Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
  • Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
    and hid in a theater.
  • Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. 

Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles 

Cracking your knuckles (or any of your joints) can have therapeutic benefits. When you crack one of your joints you are pulling the bones that are connected at the joint apart from each other. This process stimulates your tendons, relaxes your muscles, and loosens your joints. Chiropractors do this for spinal joints when your back is sore and stiff, but you can do this on your own for your knuckles, toes, knees, neck, etc. 

Unfortunately, there can be too much of a good thing. Cracking your knuckles will never lead to arthritis (despite what your mom keeps telling you), but scientists have discovered that it can cause tissue damage in the affected joints. Knuckle-cracking pulls your finger bones apart which stretches your ligaments. Too much stretching of your ligaments will cause damage to your fingers akin to the arm injuries sustained by a baseball pitcher who throws too many pitches. In addition to making your hand really sore, this ligament damage can also result in reduced grip strength. 

How does this work? Your joints, the places in your body where you can bend, are where your bones intersect and are held together by ligaments. These joints are surrounded by a liquid called synovial fluid. When you stretch your ligaments by pulling the bones apart to crack your knuckles a gas in the synovial fluid escapes and turns into a bubble. This process is called cavitation. Cavitation ends when the bubble eventually bursts, producing that popping sound we know and love. After that, your joints won't be able to crack for another 25-30 minutes while the gas gets reabsorbed into the synovial fluid.

 

Report abuse The Gmod Idiot Box: Episode 10 Is Now On!!!!!!!!!

0 comments by St0rmified on Oct 22nd, 2011

So wow ... why did this take as long as it did? Well, let's just say everything that COULD have happened to get in the way DID happen. I had originally planned to make the video a length of 20 - 30 minutes, but after going through months of technical frustrations, I practically got fatigued as hell and didn't want to tempt fate. Not only that, It had been over a year since the last episode and frankly, I hate making you guys wait that long.

After much debate on whether the 10 episode will be the last one, I've decided that it is not going to be the last episode. Sure the Idiot Box series takes the most effort and resources and is prone to a bit more frustration, but it's also the biggest form of structure for me and if I'm not working toward some sort of goal, I tend to go crazy! I'm also pretty sure that even if I were creating other videos, audience attention would plummet dramatically.

You may have noticed the complete lack of Left 4 Dead skits. I had at least three of them in mind, but unfortunately all of them required maps from the actual L4D games and since all the updates, converting those maps into GMod has become impossible without an insane amount of glitches. Not only that, my mappers appeared to have made themselves very scarce during the whole production of this project and was unable to get them to try and make the conversion or create custom ones to at least serve the same purpose. Hopefully by episode 11, I'll be able to get those skits in there and go easy on all those TF2 skits.

Today's "whoops, I fucking forgot someone in the credits" moment goes to Minifett for whipping up the "Got yer' nose!" sentence mix on such short notice, and Muffinmaster19 for the Creeper Demoman skin. Thanks guys! You know I hate doing credits sequences because I always forget someone the longer the project takes to finish.  

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0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 26th, 2011

Whats Up Guys I Have Question Who The Heck Is TRollze3er He Or Shes Form Minecraft I Dont Now He Or She s Boy Or Girl  So Anyway Guys I Have Something To Tell You Team Fortress 2 Is Free You Cheack The Link Links And Add Me On Facebook Also In Links So What The Heck Are You Waithing For Install Now You If You Dont Have Steam Dont Wory Its Also In The Links So Good Bye 



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Report abuse Dead Island Rocks! + Minecraft: "Shadow of Israphel"

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 25th, 2011

Whats Up Guys I Just Buy The New Dead island Whant The Game Heres There Website Deadisland.deepsilver.com Remind Dead Island is For 18 So Kids Wait For You Are Adlut Anyway Minecraft Players I Have Something Video For You Its Really Called  Minecraft: "Shadow of Israphel"



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Report abuse That Dumbass TF2 Player + Epic Fails Pictures

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 25th, 2011

Hello Guys Im So Freakin So So Angry Because Of That Player From Team Fortress 2 Is Feakin Dumb Ass Hes Saying Me Im A Noob What Bich I Mean I All Most Have All The Hats And Wepons And Im The Number 1 On The List Hes Such A Bastrerd If Hes There Walking Town The Streets Im Will Gets Heavys Minigun And Im Gana Shoot Him!!!!! Any Way Here Some Epic Fails Bye And If You See That Basterd Call Me 

 
       

Report abuse I Love Philippines !!

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Hi Guys Did You Know Im Form Philippines Im So Freakin Awsome My Flag Is Awsome All Is Awsome And More There Are Stores We Called Tindahan  Is Hard To Say But Is Really Awsome And We Called Dogs Aso And We Called Poop Tae So Its Hard To Be A Filipino Heres A Picture Of Flag Of The Phlipines And Map
  
   

Report abuse Domo Kun Is A Monster!!!!

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 25th, 2011

Hi Guys You Know Domo Kun A Brown Thing He Look Like This  His Really A Cool Person And If You Know Him 

He Will Eat You Just Joking But Series He Will Eat You My Freaking Dog Eat Him Hes Really A Monster So If You Have Stuff Toy Domo Get Fireturking Out Or He Will Eat Not Like Angry Brids Are Nice But Angry So Bye Bye
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Report abuse I Like Trains Song + Y U NO MEME Gameplays Gears Of War 3

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 24th, 2011

Do You Like Trains I Do So Listin To Dis Song Is A Kick Ass Song + Y U NO MEME GAMEPLAYS 2 Is Now On Wach And Listin To This Kick Ass Song Bye! 


 

Report abuse 2 Mods 1 Game + Garys Mod LOL Pictures

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 24th, 2011

Hello Guys You Know I Have 2 Mods 1 Game My 2 Mods Is Left For 2D For Counter Srike 2D And Team Fortress Classic TF2 Look At Like For Team Fortress Classic And My Game Is Minecraft 2D its Really Boring Game Anyway Today Im Gana Show You My Farvoirte Video Games Heres The List

  • Team Fortress 2
  • Half Life 2
  • Mario Bors.
  • Duke Nukem Forever
  • Mortal Kombat 9
  • NBA 2K11
  • Doom 3

So Thats My Favoirte Games Of All Time By The Way Here Some LOL Garys Mod Pictures Enjoy

   


          
                 

 


    

Report abuse Most Racist Blog Ever

0 comments by St0rmified on Sep 24th, 2011

Hi Guys Just Playing Team Fortress 2 And Eathing A Sandwich I Hope Hevy Dont Take My Sandwich Get It Get it OK thats Sucks Forever I Just Have 2 Mods 1 Game You Check It Right Now LOL But I Have A New Group Is Called The Cool Gamers You Can Check Here Moddb.com Its Really For Cool Guys For All Noobs Dont Be Noob Or You Get Killed Just Jokeing For Noobs To Noobs Such A Joke But Anyaway! Heres My Latest News  The TF2 Top 10 Updates Check It Right Now Bye