Creeding

0 comments by Creeding on Sep 18th, 2008 digg this super bookmark

This is my mouse.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My mouse is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life.

My mouse without me is useless. Without my mouse, I am useless.

I must click my mouse true.

I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to frag me.

I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My mouse and myself know that what counts in a match is not the buttons we press,

the noise it makes, nor the score we make.

We know it is the frags that count. We will frag...

My mouse is human, even as I, because it is my life.

Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its wires, and its circits.

I will ever guard it against the ravages of dirt and damage.

I will keep my mouse clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

We will become part of each other. We will...

Before E-God I swear this creed.

My mouse and myself are the defenders of my clan.

We are the masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my K.D.

So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

-- Connor "Creeding" Grace