Reviews - brenosaurusrex

A fantastic game from Valve, the only real flaw comes with the people that player. Either you're in a server where; a) People actually are hacking. Or b) Nobody is hacking, but the other people are too stupid to believe they can be beaten, and so the mic-spam begins.

Left 4 Dead is probably my favourite game of all time, and come to think of it I don't actually have a reason for this. You should all however, buy it and play with me :3

Even though this game is like 5 years old I only recently got a computer good enough to play it without everything looking like blobs of ****. Considering all the hype that surrounds the Crysis franchise and their creatively named CryEngine, I found the game to be a bit of a dissapointment. The guns were mostly underpowered, and I had more luck defeating enemies using fists rather than a firearm, which really defeats the point of a first person shooter, also considering you're fighting goddamn aliens you really need to be packing some serious firepower. However the story was compelling enough to get me to play the campaign for a decent length of time, before I realised that turning to multiplayer wasn't an option because nobody ******* plays online anymore.

Everything a zombie-survival game should be.

I was literally drooling as it downloaded.

An amazing narrative that is driven by spectacular voice acting and a superb sense of humour.