Just rustling around Mod DB doing working on artworks, textures and of course getting mods. I have a group the 501st Legion Vader's Fist so feel free to join it. I am secretly a really tall midget. Shhh no tears only dreams now.
*Ace looking at the captain with a missing hand. He wonders who this guy is.*
"Arrgh! I don't even know who the jolly that is. Aye it would of been smarter to get Ferx me main lad aka the 'Janitor' of the Raptor. " Ace said with a confused look.
*Ace then spitted on Brandens face again and thought 'Am I really mentally challenged? Probably.'*
"Mate got any lube? me buttocks is kinda sore." Ace complained.
1. Teletubbies The Game got damn that is pretty scary. Nah Jk (But Teletubbies are creepy) probably Slender The eight pages, it was a trend at school going around and we would see who would get the furthest. It was pretty funny seeing the teacher up front giving us information on a topic when someone would jump in their seat and almost have a heart attack. But that was back in the day.
2.Lights on If its really scary but only if I'm by myself cause I'm a pussy that way but If I'm with a mate I should be all g.
3. Yes, Gonna dress up as an Ewok since they can be scary as hell especially to the Empire, Rip Emperor Sheev Palpatine.
"Aye I'm thinking HARD as hard as your 'hard' on for being a psychopath argahaha... George would of liked that...Oh wait you killed the lad."
*Ace Spits in Brandens face again.*
"Go kill Darren Hukaed, he is a serial rapist and is the bane of my existence. Have you ever seen your favorite Gungan get killed right in front of you? Well Darren is 1 billion times worst, I know where he lives... For the right hand job... From Sova... Or any Galactic stripper without space aids. Blue milk would suffice, I had crates coming in dunno what happened argh! Priate problems am I right?"
*Ace Spits in Brandens face one more time.*
"That was for me jolly swagger mate George."
*Alderaan has been gone for years and they soon realize a ship as big as The Raptor wouldn't survive that long in that asteroid field.*
"Argahaha you dumb dirty scurvy dogs its in the Death Star being built around Endor. Your gonna have to let me bang Sova first!" Ace said.
*Meanwhile George humps the Stormtroopers interrogating him.*
OOC: Oh **** Its an elaborate ruse.
"Arrgh! Lemme kill meself with the sippy straw! Listen here lad you wanna know where me pink ship is? You need to get 9 pieces of 8, I mean its in Alderaan. You scurvy dogs we will never break! George can only think of humping and Ferx is me loyal swagdoggah Janitor." Ace replied.
*Moonwood spits in Branden's face.*
"I want me phone call." Ace said after spitting in Branden's face.
*When in his cell, Ace chokes on his food and slits his throat with the plate, then stabs himself with a fork, then uses the fork to scoop his eyes out and put it inside his throat then takes a **** and die. The guards were also blind and death as they did not see this happened, it was happening for a solid 10 minutes.*
When the guards realized they looked at corners of the ship thinking they were looking a each other and said," uuhoooweeee doooeeuuuudse." (They're blind and death so Galatic Basic is hard for them). Which translates to 'If only Ace got those 150 points.'
Ps: Imperials have a tight budget.
Yeah Mace Mein!
*Later Ace killed himself in his cell from over dosing on Blue Milk since he thought a guy called Mace Windu ( Who he trusted would give him points) didn't give him those two points.*
*Sova later married Ace's dead body and George took control of Aces Fleet. Ferx continued his phone sex lines and became the sluttiest janitor in the galaxy.*
"Alright laddies I'm gonna blow ths vessel its already been set to self destruct and this right here *indicating to the trigger* will kill everyone one this jolly roger ship. The turrets arrr aimed at the tractor beem so you laddies escape and launch all the escape pods therefore, they will be focused on the Turen-"
"They probably have fighters outside sir, that will probably come after us and shoot us down there could be heaps of them...But we're ready to die for you Lord Monwood." Ferx said to the glorious leader.
"Aye! Well everyone line up from youngest to oldest and we wil-" Ace told his loyal men.
"Mesa ***** lessa get backsa to the orgy." George said rubbing his ears.
"Why Not." Ace replied.
"One Last Orgy." Ferx agreed.
The three then did it on the mattress while they hump every bump.
"F**k off you ruined me party arrgh!" Ace replied.
Ace, George and Ferx notice the ships jumping out of hyperspace.
"Heh laddies we're dead lets just have one last orgy." Ace told his men.
Ace lays out a mattress and tells George and Ferx to hop on it.
"Me mateys let me be on top this one last time so I can show my dominance once more." Ace said with a tear in his eyes.
"Sir why don't we hop in a civilian ship and hide in it? Or get your future self to bring in the grand army of ***** Gungans and the Super Star Destroyer fleet? And aren't we apart of a faction? We could call for back up."
"Avast! Ferx its poetry, it rhymes. I give up the Imperials killed my space parrot. I cry every time Mr. Lucas me parrot use to help me make the Imperials have terrible aim, now without his guidance I'm not too sure. "
Ace then contacted his elite squadron.
"MoonMoon Squadron this is Lord Moonwood Leave just keep flying away from the Interdictor until your out of range and tell Sova I loved her, also punch Dazza in the gabba. Tell him it was George.
Ace put on 'Hologram Girl one last time' They all stripped and laid on the mattress like a sandwich with Ace on top they now waited out there eventual fate.
Ace partying stoned out of his mind draws George humping everything in the galaxy from the Imperials to mini Emps. Ferx as usual was on his comms running his phone sex line, George talks to the sexy handsome naked Ace who is painting him as one of his Twi'lek girls.
"Heysa Acey I know wasa be funny if wesa self destruct the ship" George Said.
"George laddie you are a genius arrgh! I will say its Imperials trying to steal our blue milk ." Ace replied.
"Ahoy! Abandon ship! Imperials are trying to steal our booty!" Ace Shouted.
Ace, Ferx and George run to the hanger shooting anyone who looks like an Ewok.
Impressed by this Fapper lets them pass.
"Righto mate come on through, and by the way, you have to be half naked or full naked to be let in." Fapper told Jax.
"Um Fapper mate you sure about this? I mean what if they have people in the 'blue milk' crates and they attack us?" asked Bobo.
"Nah nah mate Lord Moonwood gave us the orders. Your thinking to much you just need some blue milk." Replied Fapper.
Bobo gives up on aruging and Fapper contacts the drunk naked sexy pirate captain.
"Lord Moonwood we have got a great supply of blue milk coming in and they will give it to us at a discount price." Fapper told Ace.
"Arrgh! Fapper me boy do you think I have a problem? Sova doesn't love me and thinks meself is crazy! Do you think I'm crazy?" Ace responded.
"No sir your a wonderful pirate and are good a banging Sova!"
"Awww if my parents weren't friends with Dazza's parents I would make you second in command laddie!"
MoonMoon squadron spited into 8 groups of 3 to make checking more efficient so that people coming into the party ship and ships moving through the system get checked.
"Arrgh me ladies how goes the checking? We're running out of Blue Milk! Arrgh me life is ruined!"
"Don't worry a couple of new ships has entered the system we're heading for the next ship Lord Moonwood.", One of MoonMoon squadron pilots 'Fapper' responded.
After they checked the green frigate coming towards the party freighter. The Defender's approach The Heavy One, they Hail the pilot/s of the ship.
"I only have one question for you, how much Blue Milk do you have?", asked Fapper.
As Ace Moonwood and his handsome loyal men keep partying George humps at least one of every single different type of Alien male or Female. George satisfied with himself passes out. The Tie Defenders keep patrolling the area around the ship checking IDs and such.
"Arrgh this is the life Ferx laddie." Ace Moonwood says half drunk from 'Aunt Beru's Blue Milk' as well as strange drugs from the Clone Wars and still naked as ever.
They continue to party as more guest come making the place packed with MoonMoon squadron acting as security kicking out unwanted folk such as Sova's new friend, who was a boy with Ace claiming 'He is a serial rapist'.
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After Looting many Imperial convoys. The Raptor's storage becomes 92% full whih leaves a smile on Ace's Face.
"Alright laddies we got the enough loot to buy more ships even more Star Destroyers! Not much resistance maybe they can't handle me pink swagger ship? Those silly Imperial waggers are probaly like, 'These pirates aren't very organized or properly led. They just randomly attack convoys not caring whats in them. They are very reckless.' hahahaha what a joker!", Ace Said.
"Sir how much longer should we stay? I just get this bad feeling that we might be boarded with by a poor designed freighter or something like that.", Darren question the happy captain.
"Arrgh there's a reason I cloned an army of ***** Gungans, so that I don't have to deal with your **** Dazza! Alrighty we need ourselves a nice gathering lets get a party going! Contact all ships in the galaxy that we are having a party on that black convoy crusier to the left, we don't want to get the Raptor stained again like last time. We will use some of the food we looted for the party, okay so only kool kids allowed so... George The ***** Gungan, Ferx the Janitor and meself. "
"Uhhh so sir you want us to continue raiding while you party?", Darren replied.
"Nah leave, your ruining me jollyswager, we already have enough loot so go bring the Raptor and its cargo to base Juliet and Prep the shuttle for take off. And leave MoonMoon Squadron with us for deciding who gets to party hard with us arrgh!"
Ace and his fellow men George and Ferx joined him in the shuttle as Ace took off out of the hanger with MoonMoon squadron escorting the shuttle. The landed in an Imperial Freighter encountering not much resistance due the fact MoonWood was giving everyone blue milk and George humping everyone that moved.
"Alrighty laddies lets set the food stands over there and there as well as a blue milk station there and get the speakers over there arrgh!" Ace told to his loyal men George and Ferx.
Meanwhile Ace Moonwood naked as a new born baby staring at all the booty he is collecting.
'Ah if I only I had an army of ***** Gungans' Ace thinks to himself. Then he realises he has the true host with him "George AKA The First ***** Gungan."
"Arrgh Laddies! Lets contact a random bartender and say we killed his family!"
"Sir yesa, sir! Mesa just gonna havesa a quickie Acey", replied ***** Gungan
"Okay mateys launch MoonMoon squadron see if they can round up any stragglers!"
The Modified Pink Tie Defenders Roar as they start shooting engines on runaway frigates.
"Uhh sir? We run out of lube.", Darren said.
Ace looks at Darren for a solid minute, staring deep into his soul and says "Lieutenant Dazza Arrgh! You are just filled with bad news *faceplam* Arrgh! You just keep ruining my life never letting me have any fun you wannabe swag dogga, go find some in my room dedicated to me true love Sova Arrgh!"
"Yes Sir.", Darren replies. Darren bows his head in shame running to Ace's throne room for Sova to find the rest of the lube.
The Raptor kept sending boarding parties into ships around it taking the smaller ships loot and women.
Sitting in his sexy fabulous pink Star Destroyer, After saving the universe again with no one remembering again, Ace Moonwood is naked on the bridge after a morning fap to Soma's Holobook.
"Argh! Dazza! Bring me the Tissues! And more pictures of Soma!"
Darren runs to his master/lord Moodwood he runs to give him the Vaseline, tissues and lube while trying not to look at his throbbing member.
"Sir I know you think you saved the world and you think Soma will bang you for it but maybe you should move on?", Darren said.
"*sigh* Arrr! Listen laddie, your really dissing my grove matey... Go put on 'Hologram girl' and find somewhere where we can loot!", Ace Shouted.
"Lord Moonwood I found a sexy transmission at the Bilbringi sector telling us there are babes waiting to be pleasured!"
"Arrrgh! We're going in dry!"
The Raptor positioned its self for Bilbringi and it launched into hyperspace.
Hapyy Birthday Bagatur have a good one!
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I think I came.
I lost my ****. xD
M8 thats some risky **** using our Lord Danaktur u got sum sweet juciy balls bby. I r8 Bill Cosby/Ruffies.
I'm taking you back to Arkham, Joker.
Word has come back Milos has survived another 11 days only to die again 10 days after. GG wellplayed world you took him before we could see the pictures.
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