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Vance Motherfucking Stubb's eat's chaos lords like Carron the shamed for breakfast.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs is unmatched in both resolve and combat prowess this side of the Ultima Segmentum.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs has got no time for your explanatory BS, he secretly knows everything you mean beforehand.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs will slap the living soul out of any inferior motherfucker who proclaims himself/herself as a "Methul bawks hater".
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs personal forges produces a unique and rare pattern of lasgun for his veteran guardsmen that insta-kills anything it hits (including saints and fortified structures). This pattern is officially named as "M41 Stubbanicus" by his men, but the Blood Ravens has unknowingly borrowed some and named it "Borealum pattern lasgun".
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs Ogryns and stormtroopers wear salvaged Leman Russ tank armor instead of hardened carapace armor to provide them with superior protection, but surprisingly at no cost of speed.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs sheer wit and stubborness mentally denies him the option to either retreat or coming up with a secondary plan in case of failure.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs doesn't tolerate weirdos who compares him to other generals with obvious flaws. Anyone who dares to doubt this will be executed at the spot.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs treats his commissars like any other guardsman, for he is indeed a true believer in equal rights.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs has signed several documents demanding that bald people and teens alike should be banned from serving in his system after observing the incompetent acts of Captain Indrick Boreale. The latter because of stats proving that Teens retreat 26% more often than usual adults.
Vance Motherfucking Stubbs position as Governor-millitant as well as saviour of the Common folk proves his worth as a respectable and inspiring figure that the God Emperor himself would without question be proud of.
But what about the 100 Baneblad--*BLAM*
Who needs 100 Baneblades witch such a badass commander?
This is another Guard General who does not give any ***** about who he fights, another glorious hero of the Imperium.
Creed needed those 100 Baneblades so he "tactically acquired" them from Stubbs in order to pull 100 moves of Tactical Genius.