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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
Obviously this is one of the Imperial Guard's finest tactics at its best.
Just continue throwing stuff at them and wait until they run out of everything and are buried under a giant pile of corpses.
...If it somehow doesn't work, nuke 'em from orbit.
Choose Guard. Choose
the right Imperial army. Choose Proper fire Support. Choose Big Guns. Choose Basilisks. Choose Manticores. Choose Deathstrikes. Choose all of them. Choose Artillery regiments. Choose to level the playing-field. Choose to level the Mountain range next to the playing field. Choose Guard.
And then people complain about Space Marines coming in and "stealing the glory"
Yea sorry for stopping the war faster and preventing the waste of millions of lives and vehicles.
You ignorant marines! You destroy the dreams and hopes of millions of loyal guardsmen whose only wish is to give their lives for the Emperor. But of course you don't care about that! All these shattered dreams just bounce off your 3+ armor like everything else!
Well at least they're not Eversor Assassins. Remember the Melta Bombs man. REMEMBER THE MELTA BOMBS! Not to mention The Neuro-Gauntlet's original incarnation halved the entire stat line of anything it wounded, including their remaining wounds, leading to combat best summarised as "oh hello Abaddon" *splat* "hello guardsman" *splat* "hello Grot."