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The magazine every Guardsman needs
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Based on this I.imgur.com
nom nom nom!
The only magazine a guardsman needs is a loaded one.
Severe Alien flashback over here.
Other topics include:
How to Pick Up Sororitas (and reduce how much they put the Flamer to you)
The Commissar Executed My Friend (And Says I Am Next)
Space Marines Steal My Glory
The Mechanicus Confiscated My Customized Lasgun
The Inquisition Declared Exterminatus On My Homeworld
Tau Have Outgunned Me With Plasma and Railguns
Necrons Flayed My Skin
Dark Eldar Tortured My Soul Out
Eldar Shredded My Armor With Shuriken Projectiles
Orks Broke My Bones
The Forces of Chaos Sacrifice Me to Their Gods
In the next edition:
The Commissar Wants Me To Drive Him Closer
I Don't Speak The Other Regiment's Language
I Lost My Munitorum Issue Armour And Am Due For Execution
The Regiment Is Being Digested By Tyranids
The Medicae Recommended Euthanasia For My Cold
How To *BLAM* More Efficienlty
And of course, our new column: Slamming For The Jamperor
The Guardsman's Life. The shortest magazine ever.