"Hey, look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun.
And if that don't work? Use more gun"
"i am vostroyan tank gunner, and THIS is my gun. she weighs dozen tons and has projectile impact energy output of five kilotons. it cost 40 000 of Emperor's sacred currency to fire it every seven seconds. some people - mostly alien, mutant and heretic - think they can outsmart me, but i've yet to meet one that can outsmart Emperor's plasma. cry some more, little heretic men!"
Only solution? I say it is THE SOLUTION. Though I'm biased and use it as my command vehicle.
Also it allows you to troll anybody dumb enough to use a Plasma Siphon.
the tank even Titans have a good reason to fear
"Hey, look, buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun.
And if that don't work? Use more gun"
"i am vostroyan tank gunner, and THIS is my gun. she weighs dozen tons and has projectile impact energy output of five kilotons. it cost 40 000 of Emperor's sacred currency to fire it every seven seconds. some people - mostly alien, mutant and heretic - think they can outsmart me, but i've yet to meet one that can outsmart Emperor's plasma. cry some more, little heretic men!"
XD
As usual, well said Joazz
Because we all love dakka.