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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
Spreading the word? More like spreading their brains. All over the wall.
okay WHO SET FIRE on THE TOILET SEAT!!
The Ultramarines. They decided that they were the only ones who could wear toilet seats into battle and decided that any other chapter that did so was to be deemed heretical. So they got the Ultramarines' most loyal 2nd founding chapter excommunicated and they turned to chaos. Now they carry a toilet seat on fire into battle as to avoid further imperial copyright claims.
THIS STILL DOES NOT EXPLAIN THE BURNING AGONY THAT ME BUTTOCKS STILL FACE!!!
Those would be warp hemorrhoids.... You might want to see either a doctor or a priest.
TARGGGGHHH!!!!
I'd recommend the doctor though, the priest is liable to execute you on the spot for anal heresy.
I'M BLOWING FART IGNITED FIRE!!!
Lost it at anal heresy.
This the most entertaining comment chain I've seen in a while.
...Also remember to never let the Word Bearers in, they won't stop talking about their gods and you'll never get them to leave.
Like the jehovas witness?
SOMEONE!!!GET ME A POWER DIAPER!!!
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver BROWN REHN!!!
For our next item on auction, we have a Chaos Star on a chain, still in good condition. All 8 points intact with a reasonably-lengthed chain. Going at 50 skulls. Do I have any bidders?