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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
Two Commissar walks into a bar.
Commissar 1: Had a tough day. Had to kill off half of a squad to stop them from retreating. Bloddy cowards.
Commissar 2: You think that is tough? Try stoppping an entire regiment form bayonet charging an fortified Chaos position while trying not to get executed by them for cowardice in the process!
Commissar 1: Krieg?
Commissar 2: Obviously.
Commissar 1: May the Emperor have mercy on your soul.
There was one part missing from the story tho. They weren't using bayonets but shovels instead....
I heard one of them brought a spoon instead of a shovel and tore eyeballs out with it...
I heard that the reason why they don't feel any fear is because they are all clones...
HERESY!
(Grown in vita woumb aka test tubes, not clones).
or just Overloaded sex drive...I mean all the radiation these guys roam in around must have some sort of effect on their reproductive system, Emperor knows better
i've heard Krieg women are given special pills crafted by the Mechanicus that increase their fertility, or sex drive, or something along those lines. counters the sterilizing effects of the radiation i suppose.