For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.

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Sanguinius Creator
Sanguinius - - 5,719 comments

Daamn son, that's a lot of "dark" and "black" in that text :D

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Joazzz Author
Joazzz - - 874 comments

Aghragkkt Naz'Thraggar alias the Necrowizard always wanted to be brutal as a child but his mother wouldn't let him. After his planet was razed by Abaddon and he was forcibly recruited into the most grim and Blackest of Legions he took upon himself the lifelong quest of seeking to understand the brutal unholy nucleus of the Primordial Truth, often going AWOL on the arctic regions of contested planets to roam the grim and frostbitten lands, seeking immersion in which to meditate on the nature of Chaos.

and yes i just made that up, it's always fun to create a piece first and write a ridiculous backstory later

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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,214 comments

sounds like a black metal band enthusiast

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Joazzz Author
Joazzz - - 874 comments

yes, that is the entire joke, including the inspiration of the image with the face paint and all.

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Machine-Reaper
Machine-Reaper - - 2,214 comments

you forgot the long slick black hair to goes back and forth when head banging...wait..I think I can see them.

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Joazzz Author
Joazzz - - 874 comments

yep, it's there

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Macser
Macser - - 312 comments

And yet, looking at the image, I imagine him merrily kicking through the snow.

Of course he could've just dropped his chain axe into a snowdrift. And he's standing there swearing.

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5thHorseman
5thHorseman - - 1,380 comments

Most likely the latter.

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MethaneDude
MethaneDude - - 181 comments

i take it he's a kiss fan?

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Joazzz Author
Joazzz - - 874 comments

it's a black metal joke

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...of the Shadows Crawling in the Northern Grim and Frostbitten Darkwoods Near the Corpseriver where Blasphemous Black Incantations of Dark Summonings Call for the Black Daemons of Forgotten Dark Gods Dwelling in Eternal Blackness and Unleash Grim Bloodstained Black-colored Winds Howling for Mortal Souls to be Consumed in Blasphemous Glory of Very Very Very Very Dark Immortal Beings from Beyond the Black!


or: Chaos in a nutshell. Kvlt as fvk.