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For everyone that likes Warhammer 40k Tabletop and Dawn of War Games or anything to do with Warhammer 40K.
Delicious Indeed.
If only getting your iron intake was that easy...
Candy Marine...
I wish Gumball dispensers were this good-looking and enticing.
Mmmmm! Tutti Fruiti...
Why does that Tyranid have a navel? Aren't they spawned from egg like things not born?
Also gaunts don't have feet with claws they have hoof-like feet.
Let's not pick hairs, hmm? Let's enjoy 40k humor instead.
Battlecry: "TRICK OR TREAT!"
Where did Eldrad’s reputation for being such a **** come from?
He gives candy to young races.
And that candy will contain a slow-spreading gingivitis virus that will fester in the new race and slowly spread amongst their entire species. The gum pain will be considered a normal part of everyday life, and they will regularly take painkillers.
When the ’Nids invade them in 3000 years, they too will be infected by the gingivitis disease – but they are mindless beasts, who know not of painkillers. Surviving in constant pain, only made worse by eating, this entire massive hive of ’Nids will simply become extinct, a result of their own adaptation abilities.
And of course, Eldrad’s craftworld would have been the next one in line from that particular hive. Just. As. Planned.
And that is why Eldrad is a ****.