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Dunno if this has ever been posted here before. I found this several months ago, but never got around to posting it. Never saw a post on him so I figured it would be worth it. ^^
Deffboss, a play on Death Star crossed with Boss and transliterated into Orkish, is an Ork that's been fightin and winnin since the War in Heaven against the Shiny Boyz, and what with the fact that Orkz grow larger the more they fight, Deffboss is now the size of a planet. An entire Orkish ecosystem exists on his body, billions of orkz manning Deffboss's enormous weapons and fighting on his behalf wherever he brings his sixty million year old WAAAGH!!!
[[ The Deffboss rap]]
Dey call me Deffboss 'cuz Oi'm so mean/ da greetest greenest killin' machine/Oi's lootin' an' shootin' all dat Oi see/ da WAAAAAAUGH! stops an' ends wid me
'umies an' pointy ears dey never see/'cuz Oi'm da greetest kommanda dere be/ Gork an' Mork an' Korn an' Sleench/ dey all cower b'fo' mah choppah's sheen
None o'you 'ave seen an ork like me/ Oi spread greenskins/ ain't no bigg-i'/ mah redboots go fasta' dan weirdboyz on coc'in
Da dakka Oi bring be last ting you see/ puny spess sheeps look silly to me/ dey call me Deffboss Oi makes it real/ wotevah it be/ gear up fo' scrappin'/ tho' chanceless yo' be/ 'cuz Oi'm comin' to thee!
So where does he get his oxygen?
HATE!
WAAAAGH!
You forget one very important thing about Orks, if enough of them believe something to be so then it is so and there are a lot of them there.
They may dumber than a door-knob damn do they **** up reality.
An Ork's very existence ***** up reality, in fact you could go as far as saying after WAAGH! and everything having to do with Orkz being bigger and stronger than everything, "**** reality" could be one of their main catch phrases xD
If their subconscious, or whatever is their equivalent of that, was just a little bit smarter, everybody else would be doomed.
Every battle would be over before it even began because the Orks win by default.
I like the Galactus hat.
Lol good RAP man, it's so catchy :D
Silly question, but does the Deffboss himself actually fight? I mean, look at the size of that bandolier's ammo, **** the Death Star, that's going to mess up some planets.
Orbital and/or planetary defence destruction, also getting rid of those pesky fleets.