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Vampires just ain't what they used to be
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My apologies to all you of you poor Twilight fans, but this was just too funny not to post.
I didn't think we HAD any Twilight fans.
Also, Twilight doesn't have vampires. It have morons.
The pussification of society has truly begun.
"Vampires don't have purity rings,
Like undead Jonas Brothers.
If I can't score with these high school girls,
Perhaps I'll go for their mothers."
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When you're feeling bored listen to this song and you'll never forget it.