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Top 5 guns to scare your daughter's boyfriend...
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AKA what it's like to date girls in 'Murica. And YES that Barret .50 cal is legal in most parts of the country.
Fun fact I'm actually from and living in the state where that rifle was first designed and built. lol
An M1 Garand will work fine for me...
a homemade, pvc bean shooting gun does the job, specially when you live in a country where guns are completely banned and people are scared of them for **** :D
I'd just be like 'oh these are so cool' and be all over them.
Rock salt loaded Winchester model 1897 trench gun w/ bayonet. You can guess on where the shots will go.
as a person going on his first date this Friday, this scares me
I always thought you had like 25-30 years but if you are younger then that, it explains a lot of things i've been wondering about :P
P.S. How old are you actually ?
almost 20, yes i know its rather sad i should have had my first date by now
I'm almost 21 and have not yet had a date, then again I haven't been able to find a half decent girl either >.< doesn't seem worth the effort so far, but maybe I'll find somebody nice some day.. doubt it / forever alone.
bfg 9000