Bad Lip Reading: Medieval Land Fun-Time World video - Humor, satire, parody

Still wondering whether this was awful and ruined game of thrones for me or whether this was brilliant and made my day...

Today I ate cheese steaks while working on my gravity belt, I was so much of a pokojay pokojay that my junk went numb and I bit my tongue. I'm not from the Philippines, BTW. I wanted to get freaky so I bought some dope from a dwarf who slapped me after I merely observed the low health of his dog, and people threw poop at me too. A girl I liked insulted me about my crack and another woman told me to have my butt checked. I'm not fat, my belly is full of powdered sugar, but I feel like I'm fat even after I use my fancy Walkman. Afterwards I found out I was an evil stud-muffin because of some guys saying 'haduken', so I massaged them as I grooved to Kanye's new stuff. Thanks to my days at the finger-painting college I was able to paint a picture of the pikachu because I'm a fan of him and I wanted to do a portrait of him. I gave a girl a huzzah and had her in my dreams for a while; we were eating kitten-meat hamburgers and dancing to my jam. I trust toothpaste because of a woman who was vaguely hot, back in her day, at a Renaissance fair. I find Darth Vader bad coz his assistant is a mouse and he used the force to fix all of his cats. I felt sick for a few weeks because I hid some tube socks in the basement for some old viking dudes who dressed ratchet and kissed the Capricorn, Johnny Shotsman. I discovered after tooting near my king that maybe Apple should make iPhone 5s for babies because then they could order more jazz-hands for the hotdog stand with no ketchup.
Now I'm gonna touch your accents because it's hot in this get-up, you chowd.
My crack went out with my face. I found that out on Wikipedia. Can't believe I almost missed it myself, and I was the one it was happening to.